keahi
@keahikaiwi.bsky.social
Padres
As the toys go winding down…
As the toys go winding down…
Recess at elementary schools in San Diego when it rains
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Recess at elementary schools in San Diego when it rains
She’s gonna make some perdy Xmas presents
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
She’s gonna make some perdy Xmas presents
Motherfuckers built a retaining wall, motherfuckers dug a trench, motherfuckers laid rebar, motherfuckers poured concrete. Despite all of that the motherfuckers didn’t dig up the old concrete footings. MOTHERFUCKER!!! 😡
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Motherfuckers built a retaining wall, motherfuckers dug a trench, motherfuckers laid rebar, motherfuckers poured concrete. Despite all of that the motherfuckers didn’t dig up the old concrete footings. MOTHERFUCKER!!! 😡
The only elevated train in Chicago running on time today
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The only elevated train in Chicago running on time today
Against my window,
I can’t stand the rain
I can’t stand the rain
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Against my window,
I can’t stand the rain
I can’t stand the rain
Tonight’s Reds/Padres pitching matchup summed up in a single image
September 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tonight’s Reds/Padres pitching matchup summed up in a single image
You win, assholes. Five of these fuckers wiped this parsley out in under an hour
September 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You win, assholes. Five of these fuckers wiped this parsley out in under an hour
Six hours of hand tooling and we’ve got ourselves some tenons. Who needs electricity?
September 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Six hours of hand tooling and we’ve got ourselves some tenons. Who needs electricity?
What the fuck are we doing here?
September 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What the fuck are we doing here?
Praise Jesus. The dude’s front tires are pointing in different directions. I don’t think they’re supposed to do that
September 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Praise Jesus. The dude’s front tires are pointing in different directions. I don’t think they’re supposed to do that
“Momentum is only as good as tomorrow’s starting pitcher”
August 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“Momentum is only as good as tomorrow’s starting pitcher”
Remember when pitches like these went 430 feet?
August 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Remember when pitches like these went 430 feet?
When you take apart palates to reclaim the wood you never know what you’re going to get. Loads of pine, spruce and cedar sure, but every now and then you get a nice piece of oak. Running these boards through the planer is like ripping packs of baseball cards
August 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When you take apart palates to reclaim the wood you never know what you’re going to get. Loads of pine, spruce and cedar sure, but every now and then you get a nice piece of oak. Running these boards through the planer is like ripping packs of baseball cards
ESPN’s profit model for in-market MLB games
August 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ESPN’s profit model for in-market MLB games
Momma lizard has hatched her babies. This guy is about the size of a pinky finger. There’s probably 20 more of these hiding around my backyard unless the wildlife got to them first.
August 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Momma lizard has hatched her babies. This guy is about the size of a pinky finger. There’s probably 20 more of these hiding around my backyard unless the wildlife got to them first.
Padres are losing to this duo? GTFOH
August 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Padres are losing to this duo? GTFOH
Bags of all shapes and sizes
August 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bags of all shapes and sizes
Not even one hour later and my muted terms have been reset to default again
July 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Not even one hour later and my muted terms have been reset to default again
I found this buried under a paver that had been there for at least 30 years. Does everyone instantly know what this is and where it came from or do you need to be of a certain age?
July 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I found this buried under a paver that had been there for at least 30 years. Does everyone instantly know what this is and where it came from or do you need to be of a certain age?