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Kelly Dwyer
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No relation to Doug "The Second-Deadliest Man Alive" Dwyer
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he's played for a lot of teams
Glen Rice in a Nautica shirt, dripping of 1997
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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my favorite Donna Godchaux memory is my wife walking past the famous Muscle Shoals/Cher picture with and spotting Donna (second from right) and stopping everything to ask WHO IS THAT:
cover of Cher's 3614 Jackson Highway album at Muscle Shoals recording studio in Alabama, Cher in front surrounded by various session musicians and engineers and the late Donna Godchaux, second from right, wearing a gorgeous hat
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Gaylord Perry driving a Datsun 310 and yes I know we get it how did he grab the wheel without it slipping off. Anyway my parents had a late-70s 310 wagon in the late-80s, a gift from my uncle because he'd graduated law school and didn't have to drive a Datsun anymore. It was a Datsun so of course it was brown, I hated it, hated every bit of that wagon. The brown helped hide the rust.
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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baseball player for Toronto standing with word "basketball. Channel 2 New" printed over the top of him along with a Late Show with David Letterman chyron
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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man with his shirt off exhibiting maximum pronation on the way toward a Maxline True Screwball
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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haven't been to Six Flags but maybe this will fill the void
inexpensive electric guitar featuring the Six Flags logo on the front, propped astride a wall in someone's unfinished basement in Berwyn, IL
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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directly behind these two men are the columns I stood next to while trying a sushi roll for the first time on this day in 1997
Marv Albert and Mike Ditka, two terrible people in amazing, puffy teal NBC Sports Starter jackets
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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running out of room on my computer so I'm just posting instead
the late Marv Albert with the words "Beach Boys Concert Scheduled" underneath turns out Marv Albert isn't dead my bad, here is a picture of alive Marv Albert with the words 'R Tonight Has Been Cancelled.' underneath. Marv's toupee is super dead.
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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cleaning out my parents' house all week and I finally found the E-Bow
small handheld guitar effect that l'il Billy Corgan over here bought when he was 15
September 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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in mom's old Jetta from 1989 until 1992, when she ejected the tape and put it in her new Bonneville
cover of Tom Petty's Full Moon Fever album
September 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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this album BURNS
cover of Roxy Music live album "The High Road"
September 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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ngl she sounds hot
"I can only think of one time that I got totally screwed by a newspaper reporter and that was a guy named Kelly Dude -- honest, that was his real name."
September 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I think of this outtake also daily
cartoon Einstein warns his son to stay away from science and to work on his handle
September 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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@oldmanweldon.bsky.social sorry man he's Freddie now too
title card 'and Bill Maher as 'Freddie'''
September 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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ANNOUNCEMENT AT 2 PM
picture of Aleksandr Bovin, Brezhnev speechwriter and spokesman and pipe smoker loves himself a puff o pipe
September 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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so ready to give them the hook
cover of Tommy Heinsohn's book Give 'em the Hook, Tom is covered in basketballs but holding a mic and givin' them The Hook
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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"Paul. You don't know me but I have it. I have your Wilt Chamberlain biography. You moved. I had to dial every area code in America."
someone's old address and phone number and a monetary reward for a returned book
August 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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stop using AI
Even sadder than Musk's apparent obsession with his personal sex bot is the cost it takes to run the thing. It takes an inordinate amount of energy to power Grok, and the civilian grid connected to Musk's data centers in Memphis is struggling to keep up. To compensate, the billionaire is operating some 15 methane gas generators, which residents say are choking their neighborhoods with noxious smog
August 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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looks like South Park is trending I bet the boys really thumped 'em
Matt and Trey were literally given the chance to kill a child in each episode, and chose to drop the silent one every time. America coulda tuned in every Wednesday night at 10:52 PM Eastern, 8:52 PM Mountain to watch the final moments of a story arc where a fascist kid is appropriately beaten to bloody and blubbering death for his words and deeds, a once-every-seven-days reminder of what to do when faced with Baby Hitler. Instead, Matt and Trey impaled their program's poorest participant on his elementary school's American flag and flagpole. For two decades the show gave Eric Cartman the funniest bits while amplifying mediocre man's modern moments for pause. And instead of preaching the best response to sacrifice, the ol' suburban tradition, feigning ignorance with a neurasthenic nod about our brow, 'South Park' instead preached that a healthy round of Questions Asked deserved to hit the airwaves as opposition response. Like a football team that has to run twice before it throws, no matter what. Gotta get the line's heads ringin' before we trust them to stand for pass protection.
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Shaq sitting in the locker room wearing a hat, reporters surround him. He had 25 points.
August 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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picture of a man with a mustache and bangs and long hair and his name is Stefan and he might (MIGHT) be hustling your baby
August 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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never stepped on a LEGO but
a quarter inch jack, ready to split the nerves in your foot's fascia
August 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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CBS owned the celestial edge in NBA coverage
Isiah Thomas Astrology scouting report: Venus, Determined Earvin "Magic" Johnson Astrology scouting report: Sun, Showtime Chuck Daly Astrology scouting report: Moon, Impressionable Pat Riley Astrology scouting report: Neptune, Moody/Psychic
August 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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this book is unread, the friendship donated to Goodwill, can't speak for Terry's suits
the author of the book pens a nice note to his employee and friend on the inner sleeve of a book the front of the book, untouched and donated to Goodwill
August 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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teletype describing Ronald Reagan eliminating inefficiencies in the federal government teletype describing the part of American history where all the charts start to trend downward
August 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM