He would make our soldiers into war criminals

That is for when you get the munchies

I can tell that you are a fighter and I am glad that you are on our side

The way to break Trump‘s heart is to take his money

The last time I saw my father alive was when we had breakfast at a diner
Now every time I pass that Diner, I think about him

I have been enjoying your shows a great deal

Sometimes this is like the Academy Awards where the winner is actually someone who would’ve should’ve got the award last year, but didn’t
Hang in there I was very impressed with you this past year

Obviously, a bad hair day

Karma will exact a terrible price