Tim Vandehey
@kcghostwriter.bsky.social
NYT-bestselling ghostwriter. (No, seriously.) I also sing jazz (lots), sail (sometimes), travel (not often enough), obsess over baseball (Dodgers!!!!), politics (WTF?), and beagles. 30-yr freelancer, husband & dad. Astrological sign is YIELD.
Cynicism is simply lazy. Don't waste my time.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Cynicism is simply lazy. Don't waste my time.
One solid pick—Beltran—and one "maaaaybe" in Jones. Plus two "what might have been but for injuries" guys in Pedroia and Wright. They were first balloters if they had stayed healthy. Sigh.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
One solid pick—Beltran—and one "maaaaybe" in Jones. Plus two "what might have been but for injuries" guys in Pedroia and Wright. They were first balloters if they had stayed healthy. Sigh.
I agree with the message, but the abuse of multiple fonts might be punishable by jail time.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I agree with the message, but the abuse of multiple fonts might be punishable by jail time.
Give Democrats one more length of rope to hang Republicans with next November.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Give Democrats one more length of rope to hang Republicans with next November.
Beginning of the end. Biden/Harris got crushed because they kept insisting that despite people's pain, the economy really WAS good. They appeared out of touch. Now things are worse, and MAGA not only looks out of touch, but like they don't give a shit. That's why Republicans are very nervous.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Beginning of the end. Biden/Harris got crushed because they kept insisting that despite people's pain, the economy really WAS good. They appeared out of touch. Now things are worse, and MAGA not only looks out of touch, but like they don't give a shit. That's why Republicans are very nervous.
Nice, especially since Home Depot's co-founder, Ken Langone, is a major Trump fellater—er, supporter.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Nice, especially since Home Depot's co-founder, Ken Langone, is a major Trump fellater—er, supporter.
You think this is parody? It's not remotely funny, and no one even knows about it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You think this is parody? It's not remotely funny, and no one even knows about it.
Time for Democrats to read the writing on the wall. Trump 2.0 hasn't just exposed the Nazi heart of MAGA. It's also awakened millions. It's time for Dems, when we get the trifecta in 2029, to pass Medicare for Everyone and raise taxes on the .1% to pay for it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Time for Democrats to read the writing on the wall. Trump 2.0 hasn't just exposed the Nazi heart of MAGA. It's also awakened millions. It's time for Dems, when we get the trifecta in 2029, to pass Medicare for Everyone and raise taxes on the .1% to pay for it.
He gets weaker, more frightened, and more demented each day. I can't wait for November 2026 when the Great Republican Party Panic Attack begins.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
He gets weaker, more frightened, and more demented each day. I can't wait for November 2026 when the Great Republican Party Panic Attack begins.
Thanks, Trump tariffs!
But at least Nebraskans kept their eye on the ball: they voted against, like, 3 trans people using bathrooms.
But at least Nebraskans kept their eye on the ball: they voted against, like, 3 trans people using bathrooms.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Thanks, Trump tariffs!
But at least Nebraskans kept their eye on the ball: they voted against, like, 3 trans people using bathrooms.
But at least Nebraskans kept their eye on the ball: they voted against, like, 3 trans people using bathrooms.
She speaks so well with a dick in her mouth. Then again, it is a small one.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
She speaks so well with a dick in her mouth. Then again, it is a small one.
Well boo-fucking-hoo.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Well boo-fucking-hoo.
Those sure are some dangerous criminals. If the ICE thugs aren't careful, those guys might...make their yard look nice?
Fucking cowards and traitors, every one of them.
Fucking cowards and traitors, every one of them.
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Those sure are some dangerous criminals. If the ICE thugs aren't careful, those guys might...make their yard look nice?
Fucking cowards and traitors, every one of them.
Fucking cowards and traitors, every one of them.
What could go wrong?
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What could go wrong?
Maybe the Ds didn't "cave" and "get played" after all! They knew Trump would NEVER sign a bill restoring the ACA and that people were starving because he wanted them to...and that gaveling the House back into session would result in THIS. Stop the screaming, Dems. The blue team did pretty well.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Maybe the Ds didn't "cave" and "get played" after all! They knew Trump would NEVER sign a bill restoring the ACA and that people were starving because he wanted them to...and that gaveling the House back into session would result in THIS. Stop the screaming, Dems. The blue team did pretty well.
MAGA, immigrants aren't doing this. Trans kids aren't doing this. Gay couples aren't doing this. Women wanting bodily autonomy aren't doing this. The liberal bogeymen you've been told to hate over the past 30 years—they're not doing this. REPUBLICANS are taking the food out of your kids' mouths.
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
MAGA, immigrants aren't doing this. Trans kids aren't doing this. Gay couples aren't doing this. Women wanting bodily autonomy aren't doing this. The liberal bogeymen you've been told to hate over the past 30 years—they're not doing this. REPUBLICANS are taking the food out of your kids' mouths.
"Today, JD Vance became the first vice president to successfully assassinate himself..."
October 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"Today, JD Vance became the first vice president to successfully assassinate himself..."
It's only a matter of time before he commits another crime that Orange Foolius can't pardon or commute.
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's only a matter of time before he commits another crime that Orange Foolius can't pardon or commute.