DO IT PLEASE I BEG YOU

He still races, although even with his car's beefed up suspension, his ever-increasing weight screws with the balance and stability of the car at speed. Mostly, he just hangs out at parking areas, stuffing his face and giving pointers to new drivers in between belches

"I almost envy you, no choices to make, no thinking to be done, you simply eat and grow. I'm sure if you tried you could remember our safe word but clearly you want this as much as I do~"

I'd add audio and actual animation but I'm lazy. Was mostly just a test of embiggening