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Putting Pete Hegseth in charge of the Defense Department at this moment in history is like sending your third-grader to the bank through a wild and sketchy neighborhood with the day’s cash deposits.

How are any of the rest of you planning to celebrate the last remaining days of the fragile bird called democracy?

Besides a kakistocracy, we are also proceeding headlong into the throes of a BROrocracy.

This morning I am struck by the cosmic irony of our celebrating the life of one of the most decent, principled presidents this country has ever had while we also prepare to inaugurate one of the most indecent, unprincipled human beings to ever walk the face of the earth.

Let’s normalize the use of the word, “KAKISTOCRACY.”

So if we take over Canada, can we make them stop apologizing by saying, “SOARY!” or reporting on their PROE-gress? Eh?

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the Chiefs went on to complete the ThreePeat and still never scored more than 30 points?

Although the game is completely meaningless for them, mark my words: the Chiefs WILL beat the Broncos today.

Bucks chucking the Ducks.

Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.

Where is the virtue in claiming to be politically asleep?

Can somebody please let me know when the place that pays people handsomely to goof and riff on stuff is hiring?
Thanks.

I had a very brief, yet stress-inducing life on Xitter some years back. I am brand new here, but somehow y’all seem much more like my people.
Excited to see how this unfolds.

I think it’s only fair to let the rest of the NFL know: the Chiefs are now ready to start playing.