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If I were a smarter man, I would’ve prohibited CGI in advertising 30 years ago
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If I were a smarter man, I would’ve prohibited CGI in advertising 30 years ago
The sign entering our neighborhood says “NO OUTLET”
it feels more sinister each night
it feels more sinister each night
March 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The sign entering our neighborhood says “NO OUTLET”
it feels more sinister each night
it feels more sinister each night
lol watching a livestream of Mardi Gras parades in NOLA and everyone booed the Cybertruck in the most recent one
March 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
lol watching a livestream of Mardi Gras parades in NOLA and everyone booed the Cybertruck in the most recent one
psst dm me so I can give you my address so you can shoot me in the face
February 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
psst dm me so I can give you my address so you can shoot me in the face
Shame Musk couldn’t do something accidentally useful, like wiping out student debt in a big ol’ oopsy-whoopsy
February 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Shame Musk couldn’t do something accidentally useful, like wiping out student debt in a big ol’ oopsy-whoopsy
feels like a bad time to pick up falconry
January 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
feels like a bad time to pick up falconry
Mystifies me that anyone can look at Mike Johnson and not immediately see that he is no longer a person but instead a husk held upright by the self-affirming, self-righteous knowledge that he is one of God’s favorites because he’s Southern Baptist
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mystifies me that anyone can look at Mike Johnson and not immediately see that he is no longer a person but instead a husk held upright by the self-affirming, self-righteous knowledge that he is one of God’s favorites because he’s Southern Baptist
Okay, medicine cabinet check: I both do and do not have enough anxiety medication to get me through the next four years
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Okay, medicine cabinet check: I both do and do not have enough anxiety medication to get me through the next four years
Oh hey yeah now that you mention it I do have the Pepper Ann theme song stuck in my mind
November 27, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Oh hey yeah now that you mention it I do have the Pepper Ann theme song stuck in my mind
I had a dream about a dinosaur the other night
It was nice because I haven’t remembered any dreams in a long time now, so having a dinosaur dream was especially nice
It was nice because I haven’t remembered any dreams in a long time now, so having a dinosaur dream was especially nice
November 23, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I had a dream about a dinosaur the other night
It was nice because I haven’t remembered any dreams in a long time now, so having a dinosaur dream was especially nice
It was nice because I haven’t remembered any dreams in a long time now, so having a dinosaur dream was especially nice
Reposted
One thing about the western United States is they will really just put a giant dinosaur statue outside any business for no reason and I respect the hell outta that
November 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
One thing about the western United States is they will really just put a giant dinosaur statue outside any business for no reason and I respect the hell outta that
Looking toward the looming economic collapse, I’d like to recommend peanut butter and pickle sandwiches as a thrifty but filling and delicious poor person meal. They’ve gotten me through more than one bout with destitution.
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Looking toward the looming economic collapse, I’d like to recommend peanut butter and pickle sandwiches as a thrifty but filling and delicious poor person meal. They’ve gotten me through more than one bout with destitution.
I called Rod Stewart “glam rock Gollum” earlier and now I feel bad
November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I called Rod Stewart “glam rock Gollum” earlier and now I feel bad
Wait so did we win the war on terror
November 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Wait so did we win the war on terror
y’all I straight up hate consciousness
September 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
y’all I straight up hate consciousness
lol scotus handing a loaded gun to the American public and double-dog daring us to shoot ourselves, knowing damn full and well that we *must* shoot ourselves
July 2, 2024 at 11:53 AM
lol scotus handing a loaded gun to the American public and double-dog daring us to shoot ourselves, knowing damn full and well that we *must* shoot ourselves
oh god i did it i bought myself left handed can opener and scissors
April 19, 2024 at 1:46 AM
oh god i did it i bought myself left handed can opener and scissors
b described my childhood as “dystopian” and I thought it was hyperbolic but uhhh
March 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
b described my childhood as “dystopian” and I thought it was hyperbolic but uhhh
i was baptized in a horse trough behind a double-wide trailer, like the good lord intended
March 26, 2024 at 4:43 PM
i was baptized in a horse trough behind a double-wide trailer, like the good lord intended
funeral wish: someone rests flowers on my casket and says, “That’ll do, pig, that’ll do”
February 27, 2024 at 5:07 PM
funeral wish: someone rests flowers on my casket and says, “That’ll do, pig, that’ll do”
I hope whoever named this magazine is as satisfied with themselves as I would be if I had named it, because I would consider it one of my greatest achievements, and that person deserves that satisfaction
culturecheesemag.com
culturecheesemag.com
February 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I hope whoever named this magazine is as satisfied with themselves as I would be if I had named it, because I would consider it one of my greatest achievements, and that person deserves that satisfaction
culturecheesemag.com
culturecheesemag.com
I grew up Pentecostal and I managed to escape and so I am super afraid of the latest attempts by evangelicals and Christian nationalists to seize control of the government and more than a little concerned that more people are not taking this seriously
Okay uh
Back to your regular programming
Okay uh
Back to your regular programming
February 10, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I grew up Pentecostal and I managed to escape and so I am super afraid of the latest attempts by evangelicals and Christian nationalists to seize control of the government and more than a little concerned that more people are not taking this seriously
Okay uh
Back to your regular programming
Okay uh
Back to your regular programming
Who told Will Shortz that Tulsa is a Southern city
February 9, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Who told Will Shortz that Tulsa is a Southern city