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If I were a smarter man, I would’ve prohibited CGI in advertising 30 years ago
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
JD Vance is the most out-of-place person in every place

www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
Watch: JD Vance drops college football trophy at White House
The Ohio State Buckeyes team was invited to meet President Donald Trump to celebrate the team's title-winning season.
www.bbc.com
April 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The sign entering our neighborhood says “NO OUTLET”
it feels more sinister each night
March 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
lol watching a livestream of Mardi Gras parades in NOLA and everyone booed the Cybertruck in the most recent one
March 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
psst dm me so I can give you my address so you can shoot me in the face
February 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Shame Musk couldn’t do something accidentally useful, like wiping out student debt in a big ol’ oopsy-whoopsy
February 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
feels like a bad time to pick up falconry
January 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Mystifies me that anyone can look at Mike Johnson and not immediately see that he is no longer a person but instead a husk held upright by the self-affirming, self-righteous knowledge that he is one of God’s favorites because he’s Southern Baptist
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Okay, medicine cabinet check: I both do and do not have enough anxiety medication to get me through the next four years
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Oh hey yeah now that you mention it I do have the Pepper Ann theme song stuck in my mind
November 27, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I had a dream about a dinosaur the other night
It was nice because I haven’t remembered any dreams in a long time now, so having a dinosaur dream was especially nice
November 23, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Reposted
One thing about the western United States is they will really just put a giant dinosaur statue outside any business for no reason and I respect the hell outta that
November 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Looking toward the looming economic collapse, I’d like to recommend peanut butter and pickle sandwiches as a thrifty but filling and delicious poor person meal. They’ve gotten me through more than one bout with destitution.
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I called Rod Stewart “glam rock Gollum” earlier and now I feel bad
November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Wait so did we win the war on terror
November 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
y’all I straight up hate consciousness
September 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
lol scotus handing a loaded gun to the American public and double-dog daring us to shoot ourselves, knowing damn full and well that we *must* shoot ourselves
July 2, 2024 at 11:53 AM
oh god i did it i bought myself left handed can opener and scissors
April 19, 2024 at 1:46 AM
b described my childhood as “dystopian” and I thought it was hyperbolic but uhhh
March 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
oh
March 27, 2024 at 1:07 AM
i was baptized in a horse trough behind a double-wide trailer, like the good lord intended
March 26, 2024 at 4:43 PM
funeral wish: someone rests flowers on my casket and says, “That’ll do, pig, that’ll do”
February 27, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I hope whoever named this magazine is as satisfied with themselves as I would be if I had named it, because I would consider it one of my greatest achievements, and that person deserves that satisfaction

culturecheesemag.com
February 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I grew up Pentecostal and I managed to escape and so I am super afraid of the latest attempts by evangelicals and Christian nationalists to seize control of the government and more than a little concerned that more people are not taking this seriously

Okay uh

Back to your regular programming
February 10, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Who told Will Shortz that Tulsa is a Southern city
February 9, 2024 at 2:41 PM