My sister & her husband knew they were having a girl. I asked if they had a name picked out. Sis said they both loved the name "Megan". She saw my brow furl & said, "OK, what?" I responded, "Uh, Megyn Kelly, Meghan McCain."
She gave birth yesterday to a beautiful, healthy girl named Michelle.

Today's Presidential Quiz
3 are true. 3 are false. See how many you get correct.
1. Trump has brought all prices down.
2. Trump assaulted young girls.
3. Trump is respected worldwide.
4. Marital fidelity is important to him.
5. Trump assaulted young girls.
6. Trump assaulted young girls.

A farmer friend (big guy, strong guy) came to me, tears in his eyes & said, "Sir, my inputs are all up, tariffs ruined the prices I get, & Argentine beef is coming. But I can't contain my joy. We now have what we have all dreamed for, a new bathroom off of the Lincoln Bedroom. To Don be the glory."

So England got rid of their Pedo prince. Any chance we can do that with our Pedo "king"?

Here it is Wednesday & my wife was all over me to show her my Halloween costume. I put on a red hat & told her I was going as a MAGA member. She insisted I couldn't convince people of that by just wearing a red hat. So tomorrow morning, I'm scheduled for a lobotomy.

How could our dear leader not get the Nobel Prize? Surely we all remember how choked up we were when he uttered the heartwarming words at Kirk's memorial- "I hate my opponents."
His oratory skills rival JFK-"Ask not..." & FDR-"We have nothing to fear...". I refer to "It can only good happen."

OK. I've had enough. Fruit & vegetables are up. No big deal. I'll cut them out of my diet. Meat is the highest ever. Alright, I can cut back on that. But dammit, a giant bag of Peanut M & M s that cost $9 two months ago is now $14. That's totally unacceptable.

You gotta hand it to DJT for originality. I've been to many funerals & usually hear the same things-(He's in a better place. He's in the arms of Jesus now. We will see him again.) But our eloquent leader delivered these comforting words, "I HATE MY ENEMIES!" What a moron!!!!!!!

As a conservative Christian patriot, I happily voted for an old white guy who sexually assaulted women, cheated with a porn star, & committed fraud. However, I am really losing my shit over a black woman who claimed more than 1 primary residence. I want her fired now-no trial. Weird, huh ?

A dog sniffing another dog's ass will get more factual information than a human watching Fox News.

The start of week three: