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kayla |🩷💛🩵| Van N3 🤭
@kboat.bsky.social
chairman of the tortured pole dancers department. #1 lesbian james stan
queer. she/her. fuck colonialism and all that comes with it.
friend of dorothea
ACAB except the TTPD.
same handle as that other site 🐦
Literally came here to say that - is that who this Taylor is supposed to be?
April 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I will never get over the fact that Taylor released the Red album 2 months after I turned 23.
March 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
this screenshot I took gets funnier the longer I look at it
March 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bojangles Horseman
January 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Post yourself from a different era 🫶 (I miss this hair)
January 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
oh like this? 🫣
January 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
um chat is this real?
January 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh lol
December 21, 2024 at 9:55 PM
🤭
December 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I also considered that!! I think both that and a tequila sunrise (a Shirley with tequila) would come out just a little more pink because of the color of grenadine vs the color of red wine
December 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Ok I had another idea! A drink I love is a New York Sour - it’s a bourbon sour topped with a red wine float. It would contain bourbon, lemon juice, simple syrup and red wine. It usually comes layered, but mixes as you drink it. Creating a murky dark pink/red color. Various amts of “mixing” below:
December 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
4) My other guess was a cosmopolitan but made as a cocktail instead of a martini! This one includes vodka, cranberry juice, lime juice and cointreau (orange liquor). Most of the time these are more light pink, but would definitely explain the cloudiness in her drink. Screenshot shows 2 color options
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
3) I wondered if it was a “french blonde” since she was reported to be drinking those last year, but I googled it and that’s a miss.
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
2) Boulevardier: this one is made with bourbon, Campari and sweet vermouth. Campari is light reddish orange and sweet vermouth is dark red. These were my go-to after my old fashioned phase ended. However, I think they aren’t pink enough to resemble her drink!
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Some other options and some debunks:

1) Old Fashioned: This is (likely) not an old fashioned because it’s too pink and has the wrong ice cubes. An old fashioned usually has one big cube (a whisky rock)
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
First - the vodka cran. This seems pretty likely due to the color and the fact there seems to be cubed ice instead of a whiskey rock. However, a vodka cran is usually quite clear (not murky) due to both vodka and cranberry juice being clear liquids. Also I think the color is off.
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
ok no shade to anybody and I also don’t think this is a “clue” or Easter egg, but cocktails are a special interest of mine and I just don’t think this is a vodka cran. So what could it be? 🧵
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
did normal person makeup and it doesn’t suck
December 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
cosplaying a fancy business person at the local nice business person place with my laptop so I can convince my dumbass brain to do life admin work
December 17, 2024 at 12:21 AM
dang that was fun
December 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
any friends of dorothea in A Line? 🤭
December 8, 2024 at 11:13 PM
why didn’t I call this what it is: debutation call it foreshadowing if it happens
December 8, 2024 at 7:48 PM
swiftcouver is incredible
December 8, 2024 at 6:51 PM
it’s true ✨
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 AM
why do they kinda look like a cute lil lesbian couple like I have worn both of these outfits in the last month alone
December 3, 2024 at 4:09 AM