Finally someone answers the question and tells us why we can't find a woman like that.

"Koch brothers donate $500M"? Weird. No frame of reference. Maybe just their right as rich guys?

"You will get 10 more phone calls asking you to vote this election because of the Kochs"? Direct. Next call is questioned. Fuck those rich guys for this.

I'd totally watch this on an airplane several years later when I see it and go "oh, that's right... I forgot this came out". It would definitely pass the 106 minute runtime.

I mean... if I told you "Kowloon the Walled City" was a place in the Forgotten Realms, you might believe me.

There was one other time you repeated a joke (it was some variation of "I'll double your pay" "You don't pay me" "Fine. Triple!") and you had responded that "[Your] mind is a steel trap, but it is never set."

And let me tell you... that line SPOKE to me.

It might have been Putt Putt, but I remember there was some clowning on them early on because a kids edutainment game was one of the few things on their "recommended" list.

Won't work anymore. They all know stage combat now.

Built like Joe Manganiello?

Kinect Star Wars "I'm Han Solo" is canonical?

But listen here @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, anyone who isn't onboard with impeaching and removing Trump does not support democratic norms nor the Democratic party and should be asked to step down now.

Okay, but can I still say "green shoots"?

It beginning to look a lot like fishmen

Have you considered going on a rage bait news talk show to talk about how you are being silenced?

Bear in mind that this "bad at reading" is not exclusively "sound out the words on the paper" sort of "bad at reading". It also takes the form of just skimming to try to get the jist, attempting to read summaries instead or getting explanations verbally from others.

Not gonna lie, I read this as Gingrich (Newt) and was really confused about his tragic backstory

Damn... dude really doesn't listen when people say no, does he?