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Karen Bischer
@kbischer.bsky.social
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YA and Children's author (THE SECRET RECIPE FOR MOVING ON, Macmillan; SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS: LEGEND VS LEGEND and SEASONS OF THE YEAR, Capstone). Yankees fan. TV-watcher. Unapologetic 80s music enthusiast.

https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250242303
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"So I knew this song my whole life and assumed it was about a ship that sank in the early 1900s...and then in my 30s I found out it sank in 1975 via Casey Kasem in a 1976 episode of AT40 on iHeart. No, really."

- today in Explaining The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot to My Cat
Clarence, an orange striped cat, is curled up while staring sleepily at the camera. He does not know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours, but he did ride the ferry once.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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"You and the great Dionne Warwick are both from New Jersey and you have absolutely every right to look smug about that right now."

- today in Explaining Old School American Top 40* to My Cat

*Heartbreaker, Dionne Warwick, #38 this week in 1982

#caturday
Clarence, an orange striped cat, is curled up on the back of a couch in front of a window and looks very superior in the knowledge that both he and Dionne share roots in the Garden State while less fortunate people from other states do not.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Post you from a different era (aka the era when I was trying to convince my parents to get a dog. This was my cousins' sweet dog, Dusty.)
8-year-old me sitting on a top step with my arm around a beautiful reddish-brown dog with a white snout.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Not me liking every post I can about yesterday's best marathon signs. Truly one of my favorite race byproducts, along with all the other assorted good feelings that come with the day. (This was mine from 2017, some of my best creative work involving giant markers.)
A yellow sign with big black lettering that reads "Are you from New Jersey? Cuz baby, you were born to run" with a small drawing of the state of New Jersey and a cut out of Bruce Springsteen.
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Let's see how that job hunt is going 🫤

(TBH, I'd actually been looking for about a year before I got laid off because I sensed cuts were coming. I applied to more than 20 jobs in that time and only heard back from one, but it didn't go beyond a recruiter call. So...not surprised by any of this.)
A list of 14 copy editor and copywriter jobs I've applied to (company names blacked out). Three are striked out in red indicating I got an actual "thanks for applying, we're not considering you" emails from them. One is highlighted in orange idicating a recruiter called (but haven't heard from since). The rest indicate no response.
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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"Well, war is never good and hoomans are STILL stupid, so not much has changed in the last four decades, I'm afraid."

- today in Explaining Old School American Top 40* to My Cat

*The War Song, Culture Club, #24 this week in 1984

#caturday
Clarence, an orange striped cat, stares smolderingly at the camera while contemplating the wisdom of Boy George.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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And just in time for Halloween, this just came on MTV Classic. Gonna go be terrified for a bit.
A shot from the video for Laura Branigan's Self Control. A creepy masked man watches her from car. Unnerving for a 7-year-old in 1984, still the same in 2025.
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Brandy, as ever, is extremely popular:

"I like your puppy!"

Brandy: Woooooo

"She likes you too!"
Brandy, a tan, floppy earred mutt with a black snout, sits at attention in the dining room, where trick-or-treaters can see her from the front door and extend their well-wishes. (She's kept in there in case there are kids who are afraid of dogs. We're mindful of such things!)
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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"It's about butts."

- today in Explaining Classic Rock* to My Pets

*Tush, ZZ Top, playing tonight while I made dinner. They are only interested in the bacon I was making, however.
Brandy, a tan floppy earred mutt with a black snout, and Clarence, an orange striped cat stare exasperatedly (Brandy) and accusatorily (Clarence) at the camera while standing on green-and-white checkered kitchen floor.
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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13 years ago tonight was a wild ride, aka Superstorm Sandy. My office building did indeed have 6 feet of water outside/3 feet inside...which destroyed the newly renovated basement cafeteria. We didn't get back in the bldg till March. The sign outside my local DTJC gym a few days later was top tier.
A Facebook status reading: Hey, work peeps, Channel 2 is reporting that our building has 3 feet of water inside, 6 feet outside. I hope the caf and the tooth are okay! A Facebook status reading: ) And in the poker game of Who Has Power, I fold. All dark in downtown JC. Saving phone battery so only call/text if it's an emergency. A Facebook status reading: Listening to Channel 7 on the radio. Who are these lucky bastards with power and/or cable? A chalkboard sign outside a local gym reading "We're all still here, bitch" and "charge your phone here"
October 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"No, they're not referring to a kitty cat grooming himself and shaking the bed while his owner is trying to sleep. But I can see why your brain went there."

- today in Explaining Old School American Top 40* to My Cat

*You Shook Me All Night Long, AC/DC, #39 this week in 1980

#caturday
Clarence, an orange striped cat, shows no feelings of guilt after what has passive-aggressively been implied about his late-night grooming habits
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Truly, being told "it's time to forgive and forget" 2017...lol no. That ALCS is literally in my top 5 of baseball-related angsts. It cut THAT deep. And yes, this made me make a list to figure out the actual ranking.
A screen shot of a note that reads: Top 10 things that have hurt/haunted me as a Yankees fan: 1 2001 World Series Game 7 2 1995 ALDS Game 5 3 1994 strike 4 2004 ALCS 5 2017 ALCS 6 2019 ALCS Game 6 7 Mussina's almost-perfect game 8 Mattingly never getting a ring 9 1997 ALDS Game 4 10 seeing how many players cheesed out in a photo with a certain president
October 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"'Adultery, but it's an earworm' was alive and well in October 1985. We're only missing Secret Lovers for the cheating trifecta!"

- today in Explaining Old School American Top 40* to My Cat

*Part-Time Lover, Stevie Wonder, #5 and Saving All My Love, Whitney Houston, #4 this week in 1985

#caturday
Clarence, an orange striped cat, looks mildly perturbed because he's just trying to get some water from his special drinking glass.
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Just got mine - I will get A LOT of mileage out of it on my laptop. Thanks for giving my feelings a visual, @dynamoe.bsky.social
A sticker that reads Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing! (Nobody Asked for It, Everybody Hates It) on a laptop cover
October 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Jokingly sent this to my Yankee chat on Sunday morning, and I'm delighted it's actually correct.
A text message reading: I just know life-long White Sox fan the pope woke up this morning, saw that the Cubs lost and felt at least the tinies bit "ha ha" about it. Crosstown rival sports pettiness likely does not evaporate even when you're a man of the cloth 😆
October 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"He's reached a breaking point in a one-sided relationship. It's always better to be alone than be with a sweetheart who doesn't appreciate you!"

- today in Explaining Old School American Top 40* to My Cat (+ Bonus Dog)

*I've Done Everything for You, Rick Springfield #17 this wk in 1981

#caturday
Clarence, an orange striped cat, sits upright on a table while staring sleepily at the camera. His sister, Brandy, a tan floppy-earred mutt with black snout, sits at attention on the floor below him.
October 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Baseball season is over for me so...
A "Countdown to Christmas" ornament with Snoopy in a Santa hat resting on his dog house. The display shows 75 days, 13 hours, 3 minutes and 9 seconds till Christmas Day
October 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The sump pump under my house (that I went into debt to have installed in spring 2024...only for it to barely rain since) hearing that a nor'easter is coming:
A still of Phil Collins' face from the In the Air Tonight video with the words "I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord"
October 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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"...and then Dr. De Soto glues the fox's mouth shut because he knows the fox wants to eat him instead of repay his kindness for his intricate dental work. The fox FAFO'd, if you will."

- today in Explaining Old School Kid Lit* to My Cat

*Dr. De Soto, William Steig 1982
Clarence, an orange striped cat, sits upright while smizing at the camera. His grampaw was using super glue to fix something, hence the cautionary tale.
October 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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This isn't my first midlife-crisis-via-clothes rodeo. Two years ago I saw this circa 1992 Gap sweater on Poshmark. It's a men's but girls in my high school were ALL over it. I had it in white, but always wanted navy. So I got it. Y'all, it's ENORMOUS (it's a medium). The 90s were a voluminous time.
A navy, white and green fair isle sweater
October 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Officially entered the "midlife crisis via trying to recapture my youth" portion of my life because these shoes (with the laces in boat knots) were ALL the rage when I was a middle schooler and Kohl's has helpfully added them to their supply so I indulged. It's gonna be all 1990 in here in a bit.
Brown leather boat shoes from Eastland. The ends of the laces are not knotted in boat-y fashion and thus you'd be side-eyed at my middle school, which despite being near the beach, was NOT, in fact, a yacht club.
October 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I had to interrupt Clarence's World Series, aka dozens of grackles in Grampaw's backyard, to relay this information to him, BTW. Brandy was only mildly interested. Only call her if it's dozens of rabbits.
Clarence, an orange striped cat, and Brandy, a tan foppy-earred mutt with a black snout, stare out a low window
October 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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"Bruce had marital strife and wrote songs about it. Then he filmed the video for this at the military beach houses where your sister likes to smell goose & deer poop."

- today in Explaining Old School American Top 40* to My Cat

*Brilliant Disguise, Bruce Springsteen, #30 this wk in 1987

#caturday
Clarence, an orange striped cat, sits upright while looked slightly peeved at being interrupted from watching birds in the yard
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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For the second time this week: F*** AI
A search that shows my book, The Secret Recipe for Moving On, was part of the Anthropic settlement
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Same, Clarence, same.
Clarence, an orange striped cat, sits upright while biting a small American flag (don't worry, flag police, I took it away from him once I realized he had an appetite for it.)
October 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM