Kristen B. Caldwell
@kbcaldwell.bsky.social
Honolulu
dog mom
#AirborneAware
dog mom
#AirborneAware
WTAF?! This is beyond insane, way past brain-eating worms. 😷🦠
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
WTAF?! This is beyond insane, way past brain-eating worms. 😷🦠
It is appalling and sickening to the core. 100% horrific.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It is appalling and sickening to the core. 100% horrific.
Same here. It’s blatant murder.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Same here. It’s blatant murder.
Tucker Carlson is a horrid man.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tucker Carlson is a horrid man.
Thank God Trump is deporting all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.
Say what you will about Trump, he’s a loyal friend—look at how many times Epstein mentioned him in his emails.
3/3
All talking points from Andy Borowitz (I’m not this clever).
Say what you will about Trump, he’s a loyal friend—look at how many times Epstein mentioned him in his emails.
3/3
All talking points from Andy Borowitz (I’m not this clever).
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Thank God Trump is deporting all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.
Say what you will about Trump, he’s a loyal friend—look at how many times Epstein mentioned him in his emails.
3/3
All talking points from Andy Borowitz (I’m not this clever).
Say what you will about Trump, he’s a loyal friend—look at how many times Epstein mentioned him in his emails.
3/3
All talking points from Andy Borowitz (I’m not this clever).
I’m grateful to live in a country where if you’ve committed violent crimes and gone to prison you can still get a job working for ICE.
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom.
2 of (whoops) 3
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom.
2 of (whoops) 3
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’m grateful to live in a country where if you’ve committed violent crimes and gone to prison you can still get a job working for ICE.
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom.
2 of (whoops) 3
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom.
2 of (whoops) 3
Borowitz providing tidbits to slip into conversation should you find yourself amidst MAGA:
I’m more grateful for this Thanksgiving meal than last year’s because it cost so much more.
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad.
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking.
1/2
I’m more grateful for this Thanksgiving meal than last year’s because it cost so much more.
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad.
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking.
1/2
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Borowitz providing tidbits to slip into conversation should you find yourself amidst MAGA:
I’m more grateful for this Thanksgiving meal than last year’s because it cost so much more.
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad.
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking.
1/2
I’m more grateful for this Thanksgiving meal than last year’s because it cost so much more.
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad.
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking.
1/2
Yup. And infuriating.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Yup. And infuriating.
I’d probably chose a stronger word than ironic, but absolutely.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I’d probably chose a stronger word than ironic, but absolutely.
Thank goodness. One child safely out of their clutches. (But what’s with the bit about how he could only be released if two family members who are U.S. citizens came to pick him up in person?)
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Thank goodness. One child safely out of their clutches. (But what’s with the bit about how he could only be released if two family members who are U.S. citizens came to pick him up in person?)
How could anyone ever have supported this?
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
How could anyone ever have supported this?
Uh, currently I don’t believe Altruan is able to ship to the U.S., unfortunately.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Uh, currently I don’t believe Altruan is able to ship to the U.S., unfortunately.
I’m assuming those are *reported* cases, right? So a significant undercount of actual cases?
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m assuming those are *reported* cases, right? So a significant undercount of actual cases?
I don’t think he actually attended class or read the textbooks.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don’t think he actually attended class or read the textbooks.
Exactly. The headline looked good; the first paragraph missed the point.
#WearARespirator
#WearARespirator
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Exactly. The headline looked good; the first paragraph missed the point.
#WearARespirator
#WearARespirator
Who won’t be healthy enough/live ling enough to be useful—not only immoral and inhumane, but inefficient.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Who won’t be healthy enough/live ling enough to be useful—not only immoral and inhumane, but inefficient.
Wow. How humiliating. If you’re going to take shortcuts, at least verify them. 🤦🏼♀️
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wow. How humiliating. If you’re going to take shortcuts, at least verify them. 🤦🏼♀️
I had no idea there was a cartoon version—wow!
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I had no idea there was a cartoon version—wow!
Plus how do you not agree with what the rules actually are? (Rhetorical given the orange horror who said it, of course.) Do not follow *illegal* orders, full stop. Commander in Chief still doesnʻt mean omnipotent, at least not yet.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Plus how do you not agree with what the rules actually are? (Rhetorical given the orange horror who said it, of course.) Do not follow *illegal* orders, full stop. Commander in Chief still doesnʻt mean omnipotent, at least not yet.
The new link works great, thank you!
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The new link works great, thank you!