@eitmonline.bsky.social Thanks for the follow back. I talked on-air yesterday and today! My first and second time ever!

@bofilmworks.bsky.social

How about a part in your next film?

I got suspending off Twitter. I feel nothing. That place is a cesspool.

So tomorrow is April Fools Day. For me, all that means is i'll believe the things I see and hear way less then I already do.

I think I got my first 5 good minutes of stand-up material. And I know it's pretty good because I was about to comment one of my jokes and I was like, "nah. I don't want nobody using my stuff."

Trump does something wild. The internet loses its mind. Rinse and repeat for 4 years. We're in the trenches, folks. Grab your family, stock up on gas, hunker down, and I hope you and yours come out the other side unscathed.

Helpful!

Don't forget to thank your Orange All-Mighty!

Not gonna lie. It's lowkey funny watching people lose their minds over problems POC and minorities have been living through for centuries. Welcome to the club. Now you realize what we've always known. The only color that matters is green.

Your reason for existing has returned. Put down the sharp objects and come off the ledges. Oddly enough u have The Orange One to thank for this. Think about that whileyou get your dopamine hits. Also, think about how u reacted to its demise. There should be some serious self evaluation going on.

Your rights havent been taken.
You arent a refugee.
TikTok didn't pass away.
You arent in mourning.
You can still organize protesting whateva dumb ass thing that outrages you.
Alot of you have had way too much internet in your life and it's showing.
We lived before it. We'll live after.
Got it now?

If you really are "grieving" the loss of an app, reevaluate your life. Please. If this is the worst thing that happens to you this year, you've had a great year. First World Problems indeed.

So we don't care about the fires anymore? TikTok is the New LA Fires. Got it.

Will people walk around shoving their phones in my face to watch their weird videos now?

I'm just going to post random stuff. Since Bluesky is in its infancy, and no one is here, let's see what I can make famous.

@ronkillings1.bsky.social Yo Truth! You may not remember me but we had a chat in a Ruby Tuesdays in DC after a Monday Night Raw. Jeff Hardy was with you. It's still one of the greatest nights of my life!

Welp. I'm on Bluesky. Another social media thing I'll barely use.