Hazelness 🖋
@kazooskis.bsky.social
Creative Producer, Writer, Musician, Existentialist. I like movies and I hate trailers. She/her
Isn't Pixar's A Bug's Life just Kurosawa's Seven Samurai?
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Isn't Pixar's A Bug's Life just Kurosawa's Seven Samurai?
My Make-A-Wish would be to ask a large fancy bank to participate in staging a bank heist where my crew and I rob them. Maybe I'll make it a Western and have this happen in New Mexico.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My Make-A-Wish would be to ask a large fancy bank to participate in staging a bank heist where my crew and I rob them. Maybe I'll make it a Western and have this happen in New Mexico.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Attended a marching band competition instead of Camp Flog Gnaw. No regrets.
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Attended a marching band competition instead of Camp Flog Gnaw. No regrets.
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"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
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🖼️ Theo van Hoytema
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
🖼️ Theo van Hoytema
Is pet trauma a canon event?
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Is pet trauma a canon event?
Quick sf trip tomorrow ⛵️
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Quick sf trip tomorrow ⛵️
It's been quite a night.
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's been quite a night.
In other news, my new work video made an impressionable splash. Very proud of it. 👏 Producing content makes me happy.
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
In other news, my new work video made an impressionable splash. Very proud of it. 👏 Producing content makes me happy.
I hate that I blush in embarrassment in class. I just have so much respect for my teacher. 😭 Like, bro's an excellent instructor and super inspiring. And I'm out there asking dumb questions and calling science magical. 😭 I can't help myself.
October 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I hate that I blush in embarrassment in class. I just have so much respect for my teacher. 😭 Like, bro's an excellent instructor and super inspiring. And I'm out there asking dumb questions and calling science magical. 😭 I can't help myself.
Honestly. Editing too many clips of footage. Hmmm. Not my thing.
Writing. I can get behind that. I'll do draft after draft after draft just for fun.
Please collab your visions with me. I'm having a lot of fun writing for directors. 👏
Writing. I can get behind that. I'll do draft after draft after draft just for fun.
Please collab your visions with me. I'm having a lot of fun writing for directors. 👏
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Honestly. Editing too many clips of footage. Hmmm. Not my thing.
Writing. I can get behind that. I'll do draft after draft after draft just for fun.
Please collab your visions with me. I'm having a lot of fun writing for directors. 👏
Writing. I can get behind that. I'll do draft after draft after draft just for fun.
Please collab your visions with me. I'm having a lot of fun writing for directors. 👏
Men living in Venice are the most fun tho
September 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Men living in Venice are the most fun tho
I was literally Karen Van Der Beek for him.
September 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I was literally Karen Van Der Beek for him.
Just wanted that to live on the internet. 🫶
September 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Just wanted that to live on the internet. 🫶
I'm so happy I have a house now to host our friendship and major events. And I'm so happy to cook for them. I love them so much.
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I'm so happy I have a house now to host our friendship and major events. And I'm so happy to cook for them. I love them so much.
I can admit I've been bad. Made immoral choices. Gone down rabbit holes of vices that I'm not proud of. All part of growing up. And I'm not perfect! I'm such a klutz and make dumb decisions still. But they always have my back. They remind me I'm a good, kind, loving person.
September 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I can admit I've been bad. Made immoral choices. Gone down rabbit holes of vices that I'm not proud of. All part of growing up. And I'm not perfect! I'm such a klutz and make dumb decisions still. But they always have my back. They remind me I'm a good, kind, loving person.
Friendship is caring about someone you respect and who returns respect and caring. I am forever grateful for my friends who have helped me at lowest and have never given up on me because they believe in me. I am forever in their debt and will do whatever I can to defend their unconditional kindness
September 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Friendship is caring about someone you respect and who returns respect and caring. I am forever grateful for my friends who have helped me at lowest and have never given up on me because they believe in me. I am forever in their debt and will do whatever I can to defend their unconditional kindness
Friendship is planning to host your November friends' birthdays at your giant house
September 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Friendship is planning to host your November friends' birthdays at your giant house
Friendship is when you give your vegan bestie a heads up about vegan goods sales at Sprouts 💅
September 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Friendship is when you give your vegan bestie a heads up about vegan goods sales at Sprouts 💅
Friendship is when your friend from norcal calls you and gives you a wine recommendation cus you're at the grocery store
September 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Friendship is when your friend from norcal calls you and gives you a wine recommendation cus you're at the grocery store
Friendship is when your friend sends you a video of him and his dad drunk and doing karaoke
September 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Friendship is when your friend sends you a video of him and his dad drunk and doing karaoke