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Zak (He/Him)
@kazman101.bsky.social
Live Music Archivist // All Opinions Are My Own
I may suffer from crippling loneliness and have days when I'm feeling down, but at least I can cherish moments like this with Zoey curled up on my lap.
June 5, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Fuck Sallie Mae

Nelnet can go fuck a cactus sideways

And I wish antibiotic resistant syphilis on any representative who voted to keep my entire generation impoverished under a broken system of bloated college tuition and predatory loans.
No one’s paying a fucking ✨cent✨
June 3, 2023 at 6:33 PM
My reaction when I first looked up "porn" on a Windows XP computer in 2006.
June 2, 2023 at 12:07 AM
I have replied to the hellthread.
My notifications are in shambles.
I love this website.
June 1, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Henry Kissinger turns 100 on Saturday.

There is no God.
May 24, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Remember folks: with enough caffeine, the border between the material world and the ethereal plane gets reeeeeeal fuzzy.
May 24, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
May 24, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Why is it that every time a massage parlor opens up in my town, it's always raided within six months and everyone's surprised it was actually a rub & tug joint? Seriously, who is genuinely surprised that the "foot reflexology" place open at 1am on a Tuesday is a brothel?
May 20, 2023 at 9:19 PM
One of my biggest claims to fame is that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social follows me on Twitter and was kind enough to meet my parents at one of his stand up shows. Patton is one of the most genuine and kind hearted souls in the world and I'm so happy that he's making a new home on Bluesky!
May 20, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Looking back at some pictures from my time in Mexico. The Mexico City Metropolitan Cathedral was one of the most beautiful places I've ever visited on planet Earth.
May 19, 2023 at 5:24 PM
I walk away from this app for 3 days and I need a goddamn recap episode to figure out what the fuck is going on...
May 12, 2023 at 6:43 PM
I love doing this shit.
May 12, 2023 at 3:30 AM
One of the most unique venues I've ever seen. Monterrey's Auditorio Pabellon M is like something out of Star Trek.
May 12, 2023 at 2:48 AM
¡Hasta Luego Ciudad de México!
¿Que Pasa Monterrey?
May 11, 2023 at 4:57 AM
I feel like I should be more concerned that the entirety of Terminal 1 in Mexico City smells like burnt wires and electrical smoke...
May 10, 2023 at 9:52 PM
I will hold you up over my head
spread your wings and fly through the air
baby, don't grow up too fast
let's turn up the music and dance and dance and dance
Virginia naked in the rain
make me feel like a kid again

Dave Matthews Band // Virginia in the Rain // Auditorio Nacional // Mexico City
May 10, 2023 at 3:58 AM
I can drink pulque all damn day.
May 9, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Auditorio Nacional // Ciudad de Mexico // 9 Mayo 2023
May 9, 2023 at 4:49 PM
I'm pretty sure the traffic lights and lane lines in Mexico City are just here for aesthetic purposes
May 9, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Just had a houseless man do a full juggling routine in the crosswalk while I wait at a red light in my Uber. And for that reason, Mexico City is already better than New York City.
May 9, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Customs is going to be thrilled to see my soon-to-expire passport.
May 9, 2023 at 2:58 AM
¡Adios Nueva York!
¡Nos vemos pronto Ciudad de Mexico!
May 8, 2023 at 9:11 PM
A popped collar on a polo, looking like Count Von Lauren.
May 8, 2023 at 7:30 PM
The security line for Terminal One at JFK is literally wrapped around the terminal. I've never seen this many people trying to clear security.
May 8, 2023 at 6:49 PM