Another company to add to the list of likely money laundering operations:

Fireworks Stores

They look great, are open for regular business hours, but when was the last time you drove by one and saw anyone in the parking lot?

If Democrats actually wanted to learn something about the solidarity of the Republican Party, all they have to do is sit back and watch the Republicans reject Trump's cabinet picks.

If men who have a high body count want women with a low body count, who exactly are these men having sex with then?

Birthday sex is just you celebrating your parents having sex.

Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.

Blast off

If you pull up to a drive-thru and all the workers look like they're out on parole, I can guarantee your order will be fast, fresh, and accurate.