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Kay Ri
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International feminist of mystery; local eccentric
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The meanings of the word for a wren, from eight different languages...

8. Little walnut (Bulgarian)
7. Little bird in the ditch (Japanese)
6. Thumbling (Finnish)
5. Fence-skedaddler (Danish)
4. Fence-master (Hebrew)
3. Druid bird (Irish)
2. Mouse-brother (Faroese)
1. Little king of winter (Dutch)
December 5, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Giving Bluesky another go, please this time will people join me in pronouncing it to rhyme with 'brewsky'
November 22, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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Love Songs xkcd.com/2870
December 20, 2023 at 11:46 PM
DIY project monologue:

This will be so badass

I'm a working class bad bitch who gets things done

Oh fuck

How is it 1am

Why are the EDGES CROOKED

WHY DID I DO THIS

Is it done yet omg

So tired

Hey everyone please praise me like I'm 5
December 21, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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movie theater: no outside food or drinks

me: k
December 6, 2023 at 10:03 PM
This is the future the progressives want
December 6, 2023 at 11:24 PM
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this is the future the left wants
December 6, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Me: looks like he's single now

Bae: you have a hall pass for the YOUNG Jimmy Carter, not the current one!
December 1, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Bae: here, have some chicken & waffle popcorn. And I know it's not racist because I got it from the African American History Museum!
November 29, 2023 at 11:42 AM
November 29, 2023 at 10:55 AM
It's Black Friday everyone!!!!!

Wishing all Black people a fabulous Friday.

Black is beautiful!

Wait, *checks notes* this is about shopping? 🥸
November 24, 2023 at 11:39 AM
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The King of the Fairies rides his hedgehog, C19th, Wellcome Library. #FaerieFriday
November 24, 2023 at 9:18 AM
November 20, 2023 at 10:44 PM
"Don't you dare call yourself a feminist if you don't support violent extremist men masquerading as a liberation movement or the historically illiterate brocialists who uncritically worship them"

...I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing about how to be a feminist actually 🤷🏻
November 18, 2023 at 6:02 PM
The Internet: CONGRATULATIONS on having low blood pressure! Oooh so healthy, ooh the longevity

Me: ok but I hate feeling dizzy, fainting when I stand up suddenly, being freezing ass cold and blood draws are a disaster? Can you help?

The Internet:
We can say WAY TO GO! Whoo! Get it girrrrrl
November 17, 2023 at 6:12 PM
YO if I die and my ghost shows up telling you a bunch of platitudes, IT'S NOT ME.

#TheCrown

#yikes
November 16, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Yeah I'm watching The Crown
November 16, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Ritalin won
November 16, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Waiting for first layer of paint to dry so I have time to paint 2nd layer while still powered by Ritalin.

humidity vs neuroperfidity
November 16, 2023 at 1:39 PM
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I've said it before and I'll say it again

The fact that you face more rigorous assessments for wanting to live in this country than for wanting to run it is a ludicrous state of affairs
November 14, 2023 at 8:58 AM
As a seasoned DIY-er I have to say it feels absolutely luxurious to have tradespeople working in my house.

A dude is plastering my kitchen as we speak! Instead of me watching YouTube lessons and expletiving my way through it!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Marie Antoinette over here 🫅🏻
November 14, 2023 at 10:40 AM
November 11, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Financial anxiety never goes away. My business had its best year in 2022-23 and yet I freeze up even thinking about doing my tax returns.

My accountant phoned me today and I almost didn't pick up! I had to force myself to talk to my own accountant!
November 10, 2023 at 7:02 PM
November 8, 2023 at 7:18 PM
TV detectives have upgraded from landlines to mobile phones, from typewriters to computers to laptops, but they will still use photos and bits of string to build a hypothesis
November 6, 2023 at 10:59 PM