ooooooo u know he ate a primitive solid

it is!
not so much for you once it happens, but c'est la vie

sorry for suddenly shoving you headfirst down my cock, crunching you up into nut sludge, knocking up that girl you had a crush on, and then ghosting her. the idea just popped into my head and made my dick twitch. it will happen again. obviously not to you, but,

for a moment i assumed that was actually just a CD of animal noises that had a weird cover and now im disappointed