This is an adventure the likes of which the internet has not delivered in years. 10/10, would read again.

2/2...a powerful ward against the city's winter.

Finally Bistro Margot in Old Town, just down the street from Second City. The best French onion soup and steak au poive that I have ever had. It was my wife and I's last meal before we flew out of Chicago to move to LA.

I can't bring this to less than three, all in Chicago. First was Hot Doug's, the greatest hit dog joint that ever existed. IYKYK

Next is Blackie's, a little upscale diner tucked below Michigan Ave. on Ontario. Having a cheeseburger, onion rings, and Cherry Coke after a movie at the AMC was...1/2

An acceptable concession.

Also, looking at my skeet with the spaces removed for character limit reasons makes me feel absolutely vile, apologies for marring your timeline with such graffito.

But what if the disappointment of your 20ish edgelord self?He'd be so disappointed in you playing baby soft shit for babies.Wouldn't you rather be shredding demons to sweet guitar licks in Devil May Cry?Or queueing up for another dead-before-you-load-in with COD?Resist Charm.Make your saving throw.

"Here at NSite, we consider the goal of cutting-edge module middleware encapsulation techniques to be an Olympic sport. It is every bit as important to the future as clean air, medicine, and mental health. Moreso, because those others don't return shareholder value."

I hate startup culture so very, very much.

"How many lives have you, personally, saved with your use of color and proportion? If zero, how do you live with yourself at night?"

The fact that this notion even crossed their mind means they do not understand Bond at a deep level.

I yearn for the universe where de Palma went on to make more Mission: Impossible movies and the cinematography got increasingly experimental until it turned into Koyaanisqatsi.

I realize that I'm not as up-to-date on my knowledge in the UX space, but isn't that list - professionally speaking - fucking bonkers? You can't just list every tool you see in a Google search dipshits!

Baseball is the most Hindu of sports. Eternal cycles. Long ages without change. Fatalism. Deific players with human flaws change form and get reborn with new powers. Animal mascots.

I'm not sure who should be more insulted by this, nu-Trek or Branagh or Doug Jones.

Best we can do is store credit. You can have this voucher redeemable towards a few hours stressing out about an entirely unrelated topic.