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@kaylor.bsky.social
writer, editor, etc. likes public transit and women’s sports, among other things. ask me about my favorite flags!
the entire speech was a delight but i can’t get over that he praised MARIO CUOMO. what an incredible line.
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
the entire speech was a delight but i can’t get over that he praised MARIO CUOMO. what an incredible line.
costume had to be subtle because i work tonight so i dressed as freddie freeman’s veneers
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
costume had to be subtle because i work tonight so i dressed as freddie freeman’s veneers
time to bust this one out
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
time to bust this one out
i usually prefer the original big ten boundaries
(the original conference had uchicago instead of msu but the point stands)
(the original conference had uchicago instead of msu but the point stands)
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i usually prefer the original big ten boundaries
(the original conference had uchicago instead of msu but the point stands)
(the original conference had uchicago instead of msu but the point stands)
![meme a kid taking a mirror selfie with the text “does anyone know if we have 2026 wnba season tomorrow.” the original text says “does anyone know if we have [crossed out] tomorrow” with “2026 wnba season” added on top of it in a different font](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7thvjps4khgptumjgr7wh2uv/bafkreidhfkyoc5jopzbteui2zwxzj7idmjmec5pxp357j3lyrmqg2pgwn4@jpeg)
not sure if you don‘t know why it’s happening now or don’t understand the original reference so i included both
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October 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
not sure if you don‘t know why it’s happening now or don’t understand the original reference so i included both
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apparently we’re still rolling with this narrative in 2025
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
apparently we’re still rolling with this narrative in 2025
this one was for you @jluckhaupt.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
this one was for you @jluckhaupt.bsky.social
If you see this, post a bridge
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you see this, post a bridge
little ballpark souvenir cocktail jars are sooooo important
September 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
little ballpark souvenir cocktail jars are sooooo important
DODGERS BLEW A NO-HITTER IN THE NINTH TWICE IN THREE DAYS
September 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
DODGERS BLEW A NO-HITTER IN THE NINTH TWICE IN THREE DAYS
another successful day in uncasville connecticut
September 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
another successful day in uncasville connecticut
SILKSONG TOMORROW (my bf is bringing his xbox over so i can use his gamepass)
September 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
SILKSONG TOMORROW (my bf is bringing his xbox over so i can use his gamepass)
i didn’t know that. you’re telling me that for the first time.
August 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
i didn’t know that. you’re telling me that for the first time.
wtf they made a giant version of the liberty logo and just put it in new york harbor????
August 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
wtf they made a giant version of the liberty logo and just put it in new york harbor????
it took less than a week!
![text i sent wednesday at 12:45 a.m.
a tiktok screenshot of someone pouring liquor into a glass with the text “i wasn’t gonna drink tonight but man…im missin [blank] like a MF”
text below: pretend it says sherrod brown i’m too lazy to edit it rn](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7thvjps4khgptumjgr7wh2uv/bafkreif4wzahmgjpaodocml5f7eeaa6hgavogycnln4gdu4tet4dlgpnle@jpeg)
August 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
it took less than a week!
it appears the sun printed their programs last night
August 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
it appears the sun printed their programs last night
when he goes to the brewers and the reds’ only move is a mid-tier reliever and catching prospect
July 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
when he goes to the brewers and the reds’ only move is a mid-tier reliever and catching prospect
i’m not quite sure what to say to this
July 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i’m not quite sure what to say to this