*metal*

Contrary to popular belief, this is still true :) Most police (73%) do not fire their weapons in a career.

Which makes the heavy-weapons that the immigration "police" are carting around all the more alarming.

www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...

Sooo - Tony Stark, is what I'm hearing

I feel like "having doors that open in case of fire" is table stakes for designing a car?

thanks i hate it :D

Rebuke is an oddly anodyne way to describe a *really exceptional* repudiation. I like "she eviscerated them" better.

Can you imagine, under any other administration, a federal agency head being described by a federal judge as "outright lying"?

That's unheard of. Judges hardly *ever* call out liars

The blanked out banner is going to haunt me, what sort of chaos symbol is too chaos for bsky...?! XD

These turned out amazing!

All those fucking gun attachments and cosplay outfits, and nobody had budget for a *hammer?*

In the fire department, it was typical guys would have a glass-punch and a knife/seatbelt shear in their turnout gear pockets. Because, we ALSO open windows in a hurry.

No guns required, nobody ever shot.

I haven't gotten it, so like, my algo is perfectly curated for car stuff, cat pics, and the renegade dip into sapphic erotica

- so basically, perfect.

Why what'd I miss?

Makes you wonder what Putin's had on him *this whole time*

'u said u were going to DC for work so what's this' - followup text followed by an indefinite length '... is typing' notification

Whoever decided that queer people are bad at violence and destruction have never once seen roller derby and it shows

I lolled at my desk

ChatGPT might hallucinate but at least it would be super obsequious in the police report after

That lasted like... 2 days?

This is a PR circus

Huh... did the jury foreperson sign the "new" indictment, or the old one?

Did they edit the indictment AFTER it was signed? What the fuck is going on in this circus