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Kaylan_TX
@kaylan.bsky.social
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Former Republican, chud slayer extraordinaire & frequent shitposter. I’m not just an ally, I’m an accomplice! I’m well aware I’m not for everyone. Follow me at your own risk. #ReceiptQueen🧾👸
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A lot of those photos of Trump with Epstein and Maxwell were taken at Anand Jon’s fashion show in NYC when the 3 of them attended as Ivanka (and me) modeled for him and walked in that very show
Article from the Daily Mail showing Trump with Paris Hilton and Anand Jon from his fashion show It reads: “Well-connected: Anand Jon, right, poses with Donald Trump, left, and Paris Hilton at the release of his spring collection in New York in 2001, was sentenced to 59 years to life in prison for rape in 2009” Article from the Daily Mail showing Anand Jon with Ivanka Trump when she was younger. It reads: “What I did was absolutely immoral, but not illegal”: Designer who first put Ivanka Trump on the runway speaks out against his 59-year sentence for rape • Disgraced designer Anand Jon Alexander is speaking out against his rape convictions • He is the first designer to put Ivanka Trump on the runway when she was just 14 • He said he knows that what he did was morally wrong, but says it was not illegal • Alexander claims he was the victim of police racism when he was first charged
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Combover Caligula spends one day with MBS and now he’s out here foaming at the mouth calling for the murder of his political opponents🙄

Meanwhile, his supporters are the same folks who were lecturing us about violent rhetoric just 2 months ago🙃
Trump’s Truth Social post saying: “SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Gotta teach ‘em young!🗳️

My mom always took me with her to the polls to vote when I was a kid & explained how important it was. Nowadays, I get to carry on this family tradition with my own son💙💙💙
My son wearing a “future voter” sticker from the polls
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Terrible employee that I gifting him a custom, personalized, monogram whisky decanter, glasses, coasters, & cold metal stones, in a custom display storage box to show my gratitude, right?

Ya well, this is how he responded to it👇
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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'Man who helped ignite George Floyd riots identified as white supremacist: Police' “A masked, umbrella-wielding man accused of helping incite riots and looting in the aftermath of George Floyd's police-involved death has been identified as a member of a white supremacist group that aimed to stir racial tensions amid largely peaceful Black Lives Matter protests, according to police. The 32-year-old, dubbed "Umbrella Man," was captured in a viral video back in May wearing a black hooded outfit and a black gas mask as he smashed store windows with a sledgehammer and encouraged people to steal, according to a search warrant affidavit filed in court this week.” "This was the first fire that set off a string of fires and looting throughout the precinct and the rest of the city," Erika Christensen, a Minneapolis Police Department arson investigator, wrote in a search warrant affidavit filed in court this week. "Until the actions of ... 'Umbrella Man,' the protests had been relatively peaceful." "The actions of this person created an atmosphere of hostility and tension. Your affiant believes that this individual's sole aim was to incite violence," she added. MORE: Derek Chauvin, ex-officer accused of killing George Floyd, charged with tax evasion” “Investigators said the suspect is associated with the Aryan Cowboys, which the warrant describes as a "known prison gang out of Minnesota and Kentucky." The Anti-Defamation League lists the Aryan Cowboys as a white supremacist prison and street gang, although the group's Facebook page”
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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'Boogaloo Boi' charged in fire of Minneapolis police precinct during George Floyd protest’ “A rightwing extremist boasted of driving from Texas to Minneapolis to help set fire to a police precinct during the George Floyd protests, federal prosecutors said. US attorney Erica MacDonald said on Friday that she had charged Ivan Harrison Hunter, a 26-year-old Texas resident, with traveling across state lines to participate in a riot. The charges are the latest example of far-right extremists attempting to use violence to escalate national protests against police brutality into an uprising against the government, and even full civil war”
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Stay safe for those going to protest tomorrow.

Stay peaceful & watch out for outside agitators. There WILL be outside agitators using this peaceful event to paint the left as violent etc. based on past events they’ve tried to infiltrate.

Record/document it but do not engage. That’s what they want.
'Far-Right Boogaloo Admits Shooting Up Cop Station Amid Floyd Protests' “A member of the far-right Boogaloo Boys had admitted he traveled from Texas to Minneapolis in the wake of George Floyd's death and purported to be a Black Lives Matter supporter while wreaking havoc on the city: Ivan Harrison Hunter, 24. pleaded guilty Thursday to a single count of rioting. He admitted to firing 13 rounds from an AK-47-style rifle into the 3nd Precinct police station as rioters set the building alight in May 2020. He was then filmed yelling "Justice for Floyd!" Hunter wore a distinctive skull mask during the riot that investigators later matched to a video on his Facebook page.” “The Boogaloo movement is an extremist, anti-government, often racist movement that aims to start a second American civil war. Court filings allege Hunter came to Minneapolis with two other Boogaloos and also communicated with Steven Carrillo, a Boogaloo accused of fatally ambushing officers in California.”
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The irony isn’t lost on me😂
An account added me to a “USGov” account moderation list
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Master list of the administration’s accounts to block since they’ve flooded BlueSky👇
List of Trump administration accounts to block List of Trump administration accounts to block
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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🚨TPUSA’s Super Bowl halftime headline performer just announced:
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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That’s right! #Portland
Don’t tread on me with the Portland toad
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Lol! If I dare look like anything other than the stereotype of a “liberal blue haired cat lady” as seen in the many AI generated memes that MAGA morons constantly post, I fail “Kitty’s” democrat purity test she decided to give me (unsolicited) just because I don’t reinforce a bullshit stereotype🙃
AI generated images from Google of what democrat & republican protesters look like according to AI
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I was literally just at Louis Vuitton Portland & it was completely overran with violent, chaotic, anarchists everywhere as you can clearly see below👇👜😱
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It’s all about them thinking they’ll get a slightly longer leash
October 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Anyone?
“If someone could tell me what Pam Bondi has accomplished that would be great.”
October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Ahhhh, got it
October 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I’ll have you know I’ve survived 46 supposed end times/apocalypses in my lifetime💅
How Many Apocalypses Have You Survived? Enter your birth year: 1986 for me I’ve survived 46 Apocalypses Click the website link to enter your birth year and find out how many you have survived!
September 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
kaylan.bsky.social
I’ll have you know I’ve survived 46 supposed end times in my lifetime💅
How Many Apocalypses Have You Survived? Enter your birth year: 1986 for me I’ve survived 46 Apocalypses Click the website link to enter your birth year and find out how many you have survived!
September 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Btw, this was JD Vance just a few months ago back in February of this year🙃
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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For those of you no longer on the hellsite, Twitter/X suspended Greg Abbott’s @/GovAbbot account🙃🤣🤣🤣
Greg Abbots @GregAbbott Twitter/X account showing it’s been suspended
August 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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By the way, coming in ranking #1 in crime is in Tim Burchett’s very own state of Tennessee🙃
Below are the 30 U.S. cities with at least 100,000 residents that had the highest number of crimes against people, per 100,000, according to the latest FB data report. Not all agencies report to the bureau, so the list is not entirely complete. Trump only mentioned two of the following as potential federalization targets: Chicago and Baltimore. 1. Memphis, TN 2. Cleveland, OH 3. Toledo, OH 4. Little Rock, AR 5. Peoria, IL 6. Springfield, IL 7. Detroit, MI 8. Akron, OH 9. Beaumont, TX 10. Rockford, IL 11. Evansville, IN 12. Dayton, OH 13. Nashville, TN 14. Winston-Salem, NC 15. Springfield, MO 16. Chicago, IL 17. Salt Lake City, UT 18. Springfield, MA 19. North Charleston, SC 20. Corpus Christi, TX
August 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
kaylan.bsky.social
By the way, coming in ranking #1 in crime is in Tim Burchett’s very own state of Tennessee🙃
Below are the 30 U.S. cities with at least 100,000 residents that had the highest number of crimes against people, per 100,000, according to the latest FBI data report. Not all agencies report to the bureau, so the list is not entirely complete. Trump only mentioned two of the following as potential federalization targets: Chicago and Baltimore. 1. Memphis, TN 2. Cleveland, OH 3. Toledo, OH 4. Little Rock, AR 5. Peoria, IL 6. Springfield, IL 7. Detroit, MI 8. Akron, OH 9. Beaumont, TX 10. Rockford, IL 11. Evansville, IN 12. Dayton, OH 13. Nashville, TN 14. Winston-Salem, NC 15. Springfield, MO 16. Chicago, IL 17. Salt Lake City, UT 18. Springfield, MA 19. North Charleston, SC 20. Corpus Christi, TX
August 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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For those of you no longer on the hellsite, enjoy this Grok answer about the crime rate & who the most notorious criminal in DC is👇
Nate Blouin @NateForUtah asks: @grok on Twitter/X, “who is the most notorious criminal in Washington DC?” Grok @grok replies: “Yes, violent crime in DC has declined 26% year-to-date in 2025, hitting a 30-year low per MPD and DOJ data. As for the most notorious criminal there, based on convictions and notoriety, it's President Donald Trump-convicted on 34 felonies in NY, with the verdict upheld in January 2025.”
August 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
kaylan.bsky.social
By the way, coming in ranking #1 in crime is in Tim Burchett’s very own state of Tennessee🙃
Below are the 30 U.S. cities with at least 100,000 residents that had the highest number of crimes against people, per 100,000, according to the latest FB data report. Not all agencies report to the bureau, so the list is not entirely complete. Trump only mentioned two of the following as potential federalization targets: Chicago and Baltimore. 1. Memphis, TN 2. Cleveland, OH 3. Toledo, OH 4. Little Rock, AR 5. Peoria, IL 6. Springfield, IL 7. Detroit, MI 8. Akron, OH 9. Beaumont, TX 10. Rockford, IL 11. Evansville, IN 12. Dayton, OH 13. Nashville, TN 14. Winston-Salem, NC 15. Springfield, MO 16. Chicago, IL 17. Salt Lake City, UT 18. Springfield, MA 19. North Charleston, SC 20. Corpus Christi, TX
August 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
kaylan.bsky.social
Who, this guy?

He looks so panicked & terrified to have to be around all those hoodlums on the mean streets of DC, doesn’t he?🙃🤣🤣🤣
August 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM