Personal favorite line from Tuesday night D&D... "Gravy is objectively sexier than jello".

Forevermore, they shall not longer be called pants. According to my oldest son, they shall now be called long sleeve shorts.

*Oldest son*
"Not my computer just deciding that updates are more important than my own personal joy"

Never change dude... =D

From a distance, most people's lives seem like a comedy. But when looked at up close, they're more often a tragedy.

Playing D&D
DM - You come into the abandoned camp and see that there's something in one of the tents moving around, it's making one of the flaps move.
Players - Is it rhythmic movement? That's pretty intense! 😀

Why is my youngest son a menace to society? Because he has opposable thumbs.