The amount of my own hair that I just removed from the brush roll of my vacuum needs to be studied by scientists

Just had a friend call me to thank me for recommending a movie because she just watched it and loved it….is this what winning the lottery feels like

My mom and I don’t have a lot of similar interests, but when it comes to a new Dwayne the rock Johnson movie, we’re texting each other like “yesss!!!!”

I need everyone to sign my petition that bans scary movie trailers from playing when you’re not seated to see a scary movie

I listened to the Britney Spears memoir at 1.5x speed while the dentist drilled into my mouth for almost two hours. I think making insane choices is the best part of living ❤️