Awwww… thanks 🤍🩶🖤

Go see the Wizard Of Oz at the Sphere!

TELL ME ABOUT IT

Nope. Not yay. Sorry. Rick Springfield is sexually tormenting JSimp now - how dare you, sir? She is a beloved southern treasure (irl not on the show, where I believe she’s playing a mentally challenged groupie with prosthetic lip filler)

EP 3 IDGAF
Just normal lunch with the girls: dildos, massage gigolos, vaginal rejuvenating, lymphatic drainage, plastic surgery maximalism, plastic surgery denial.
HEYOOOO!! It’s Rick Springfield in a fun new story arc yay!

LOLLLL cunty antagonist Sarah Paulson just called #1 lawyer Glenn Close “George Washington” at the fancy lawyer party I will never stop laughing

<extremely Kim Kardashian lawyer voice>

“ayiieee pleed tha fith”

Oh, dear. (And Just Like That) Nomi Malone is um, not staying

Hand to god I was just thinking how this A list cast is giving Showgirls a run for its money and who saunters into the scene as a new character? Elizabeth Berkeley.
RYAN MURPHY IS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

Yeah. They’re all divorce lawyers and the firm has a sassy PI as a partner and they just bullied a client’s husband into aborting a prenup with a picture of a huge buttplug. We don’t even know these people 😂

Okay, it’s me. I’m the one who’s watching All’s Fair.

So cute!

Leave it to this guy to make profits off middle class hardships every time.
I’d be totally psyched if the uncomfortably high interest rate on my post-pandemic mortgage would drop a point but no… 50 year mortgages to pass on to your grandkids.
Deadeyed cunts.

You are an excellent hugger!

derrrrrrrrr