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kayforpay.bsky.social
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@kayforpay.bsky.social
43 followers 110 following 850 posts
kay or kayve 30, she/they
age indication in bio or blocked
adult freaks please interact
multimedia multiship. mostly bullshit partially writing
often nsfw often weird and gross
also on ao3
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kayforpay.bsky.social
screenshot of the film "inglourious basterds" in which the undercover agent for america is holding up three fingers with his thumb and pinky finger down, where europeans tend to hold the thumb, pointer and middle finger to indicate three. watching him is a nazi general who had suspected he was a spy, and has his suspicions confirmed. over this scene are the words in white: "someone doing a pretty good southern accent for a character" (over the spy's face) "pee-can pie" (over the hand with three fingers up) "me, knowing it's puh-khan" (over the nazi)
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
kayforpay.bsky.social
what? why can't he still be a chef. does he have to commit sea-based crime to cook food. what does this mean
sanrio from one piece labelled "beautician", from a page where the author described what the characters would be if not pirates
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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BOOK!!!!!!!!!
The inside title page of the book "It's not a cult" by Joey Batey, which is signed and says "dear Kay, Joey Batey" The cover of the book "it's not a cult" by Joey Batey, which features a burning harpsichord-like instrument
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
kayforpay.bsky.social
ship dynamic
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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aaaaaa they're so cute!!! I love them so much 💖💖💖💖 thank you for the adorable drawing @venjt.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
kayforpay.bsky.social
Adding on
Two stacked images, with the first being Ron Swanson handing a piece of paper to a park ranger, subtitled as saying "Not to worry. I have a permit." The second image is a close up of the paper, which has been edited to say "Every fictional character I've written and will write having sex has consented to being written that way. They told me themselves."
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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When will the corporate lies end
A basket of small white pumpkins with a tag reading "mini orange pumpkins"
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
kayforpay.bsky.social
I need my goodnight goon or I'm up all night
A cardboard picture book titled "GOODNIGHT GOON" and subtitled "A PETRIFYING PARODY", the cover shows a ghoul looking in a window where you can see a green skinned creature in bed and a tentacled monster in a cage. The author is listed as Micheal Rex
September 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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the character Vision from the series Wandavision, looking at his hands in shock. there are subtitles saying "Maybe I am" and a black bar that covers the original text. over this black bar is the word "dysgraphia".
September 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Spinning duck in a mud puddle for your feed
September 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
kayforpay.bsky.social
Thought this sign at a farm store was for a really hench cat
Photo of a sign reading "CAUTION AREA PATROLLED BY" with an image that looks like a very muscular cat. The bottom of the sign is not visible.
September 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Erasermic matching couples look
A black shirt with white block text reading "DO NOT GIVE ME A CIGARETTE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES NO MATTER WHAT I SAY" A pair of sweat pants/joggers. They are black with bleaching at the ankles to the mid calf, and white painted flames over the top of the bleach to the lower thigh area. On the right leg is a beige labubu figure, on the left is a NY emblem
August 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I spent a ridiculous amount of time doing this on my phone instead of just doing it on my laptop #xmen#romy
An edited screenshot of a snapchat group chat titled "The boys" KURT: (image of a doordash order including a bouquet) which one of you deadbeats sent my sister Valentine's Day flowers LOGAN: this has Remy written all over it REMY: shooter shoot
August 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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why doesn't kitty just go down the only path with an exit. is she stupid
A photo of a Hello Kitty branded activity page, showing a maze with 3 branches. Two of the branches are closed off at the end, while one isn't. There is a sitting hello kitty, a small stuffed bear at the end of the maze, a smiling sun with a cloud at one blocked ending and a bird with a mushroom at the other blocked exit. The page says "help hello kitty find her way through the maze"
August 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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literally don't know why all these people leave it to a random dyke on the internet to explain that kinks, uneven poly and even bisexuality are all fine and not inherently bad when they comment on my fics
August 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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The ledge himself one month later absolutely devouring a grasshopper I caught
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Why does this zucchini have a knot
A white hand holding a zucchini with a noticeable bulge near the stem
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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"Happy Birthday My Olde Friend" by Voltaire on repeat
A still image from "The Office" US. A beige wall with a banner saying "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY." It has been edited to say "kayve's" instead of "YOUR".
July 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Peeper Sutherland going insane for some blackberries with dishwasher in the bg
June 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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discord screenshot that reads: I have the same birthday as slash from guns n roses also sasuke from naruto if there's a pasty white antihero chances are their birthday is probably the 23rd of july
June 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I wish ao3 had banners
simpsons screenshot of the bus driver tapping the sign. the sign has been edited to say: The stories and information posted here are artistic workds of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
May 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Between 1 and 7 feet tall
May 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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she's 3 tulips tall
May 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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dawg is there a sale on dickheads or something
May 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM