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Kayevelyn
@kayevelyn.bsky.social
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Fandom elder. Writer. Queer. AUDHD. Arsenal. Kitchen Witch. Astrology. Crafting. Pop Culture. 🫶🏻
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We just got sat. This is the only tv playing the match…. I can’t watch 🫣
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Me watching the Arsenal score go up knowing the reason is because I’m not watching the game
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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HOW DID HE KNOW
September 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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An oldie but a goodie
September 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I know it’s early but I dont care this match makes me sing “we are top of the league we are top of the league 🥳🥳”
August 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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This is after the husband wheel of fortuned with Narset on the field and cast Nicol bolas so I was top decking. I top decked into Moss Hydra…

Gotta love commander
A magic the gathering board on top of a planeswalker playmat. In the upper left hand corner is an iPad with life totals of 32 and 39 The board state is as follows: A 0/1 plant token with 2 d6s - reading 6 and 2 - and a d6 - reading +3/+3 Walk-in Closet/Forgotten Cellar A 2/2 zombie token with a 6 sided die - reading 6 A moss hydra with 2 d20s - each reading 20 A Nissa Resurgent Animist An avenger of Zendikar A Lord Windgrace at 4 A commercial district tapped A snow-covered swamp A taiga tapped A nurturing peatland tapped Badlands tapped Bayou tapped Field of the dead Yavimaya, cradle of growth Ziatora’s proving ground
April 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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When you and your brother (three years younger) share a birthday and 9 months before said birthday is St. Patrick’s Day so your family instead celebrates ~Conception Day~
A screen shot of an iPhone text message reading OP: “Happy conception day family!!!” Mom: “You both are very disrespectful zygotes” Ben (sibling): 😆 OP (text bubble has a heart reaction): Thars a weird way of spelling “the best most wonderfulest children in the world” Mom: 🤣
March 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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While being able to edit texts and messages is great for typos it sure does remove one of my favorite digital communication choices. The breezey error acceptance/correction
A screenshot of a WhatsApp chat. It reads “😬😬 that is the WORSR” “WORST even”
March 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Doubtful…
February 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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When people ask how long I’ve been a kpop fan I just need to show them this.
A screenshot of a phone playing the song Tri-angle by TVXQ! featuring BoA and Trax
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Love having an Everton fan as a friend
February 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Cinema
February 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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OF EVERYTHING YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN?? AFTER SAYING “say his name and he appears” FOR JOE HENDRY THIS IS ALL YOU WRITE FOR OUR TRIBAL CHIEF??
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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SCREAMS IN JOE HENDRY
February 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The graphics for the rumble are wonderful (also hi Chelsea I love you)
February 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Shout out to the auto shop I just dropped my car off at for breaking stereotypes and playing BBC on the TV that ABSOLUTELY only used to play Fox.
January 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Me and my husband driving home after seeing Moana 2 in theaters to our DYING DOG while our 4 year old pipes up from the backseat “wait did Moana DIE?”
Still image from the film pulp fiction: Uma Thurman and John Travolta driving, looking very beat up
January 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Peacock this is why no one likes you as a service
December 8, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Returning to my roots 🏴‍☠️
The universal logo in green on an iMac A still from Wicked (2024) where Glinda is in a bubble about to pop it
December 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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Idk if he wants to run for office though…
Wrestler CM Punk, shirtless, standing next to a fan holding a large white sign that said AEW in the background in white, pink, and blue, and then “TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS” on top of it. In the upper left hand corner says “Oi Rishi!” A screenshot of CM Punk’s Instagram post. The music on the post is Rancid - Let’s Go Explicit. The caption is Berlin, I love you. ❤️🇩🇪 the picture shown is the last in a set, an is of an iced beverage in front of graffiti that reads “Free Palestine”. The post has 39.4K likes and 885 comments.
November 21, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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My husband needs to stop fantasy booking WWE PLEs because he just gets my hopes up for how good it can be 😭
A great text box from Facebook messager reading: Seth comes out at Survivor Series after not committed yet, thinking he is the hero. “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.” (In Bold) Cult of Personality It even gives more fuel to the Punk/Seth feud. Two grey text boxes from Facebook Messenger reading: Ok but Seth thinks he’s the hero, It has the OG Bloodline lose (because for the second year in the row Punk has upstaged Seth at Summerslam, so he attacks him before Punk enters the match) which sets up Roman v Solo, Punk and Rollins cause more problems than Drew and Punk did. AND, most importantly… It has my favorite wrestlers. 😛
November 20, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Draw of the day: eight of wands

#tarot
At the top is the bottom row of a Mac keyboard showing the keys ‘X’ ‘C’ ‘V’ ‘B’ ‘N’ ‘M’ ‘,’ ‘.’ On the top row and the command key, space bar, second command key, and option key at the bottom. Below and to the left is half of the back of the Tarotorial deck, and to the right is the “Eight of Wands” upright from the tarotorial deck. It says “minor arcana” at the top, with a wand between the two words. “EIGHT OF WANDS” is in bold gold letters underneath. Underneath that it says in blue bold letters “alignment, air travel, action, movement, quick decisions”. Under that in gold italic lettering says “The Eight of Wands shows eight airborne, blossoming wands traveling at a very high velocity through a clear sky. Under that in gold letter says “You’re busy, but this is a great thing. You’re productive and making great strides. Strike with the iron is hot - removing distractions and devoting yourself entirely to an activity or opportunity will propel you even closer to your goal. Be mindful of where your energy needs to be placed and use it wisely. Under that are the signs and words for “Aries” “Leo” “Sagittarius” “Fire” in blue. The bottom half of the card is for the reversed reading and the words are upside down. Working as if the bottom half was read right side up you first have “REVERSED” in big bold gold letters. Underneath that in bold blue are the words “panic, slowing down, waiting, frustration, resisting change” Underneath that in gold letter is “You may think you have an idea or plan in mind, but you are trudging ahead too quickly. Don’t rush into something headfirst. Be sure to finish a project before jumping to the ne t. You may also be experiencing some sort of delays, despite having the energy and enthusiasm to get things going. Take a breath and try to find ways around those challenges without getting frustrated.”
November 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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If you see this, quote a Star Trek reaction meme.
A screen shot from Star Trek Next Generation of Worf (a Klingon) on the left with Q (an all powerful alien/god masquerading as a white man with brown hair) imprisoned on the right. A screen shot tweet from @babicorpses is in the lower right hand corner reads “I have been nothing but insane to you and this is how you treat me”
November 14, 2024 at 4:31 PM