The fox is weak but the fox sees the traps 🦊

Is it still seafood if you eat it in the dark?

BP taught us how to calculate our individual Carbon Footprint. Coca Cola taught us to "Reduce Reuse Recycle." When the NCAA tells us "Don't Be a Loser," the point is not to reduce harm to athletes.

Certain types of advocacy are great marketing schemes.

The next best move is the one you can actually make.

Everyone is doing their best given the complete context of their lives up to this moment, including you.

We are all different yet inseparable, physically and emotionally. Helping yourself helps others, and helping others helps you.

To try to control outcomes is to abuse oneself.

Let control go.

Cotton is a fruit. 😜

Encouraging students to incorporate humor into their presentations has resulted in mostly mild and eye-rolling food puns, as expected.

But today, someone introduced their project by asking the class, "Why was the corn happy?"

To which another student deadpanned,
"Because Papa Corn came home."

😳🤦🏽

The most baffling thing about the last ten years is that they happened one day at a time.

I'm all for a man-less Feb 14th, but can we please stop calling it "Galentine's" day?

My job as a teacher is to ask you the right questions, not to give you the right answers.

Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic.

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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

Next time the good ol' existential dread sets in, don't forget that, for years, you’ve been engaging with algorithms that are designed to amplify data that capture user attention AND you’ve been using these under the influence of a brain that is evolutionarily preoccupied with signals of threat 🤓❤️

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.