Jotdlb
@kay-john089.bsky.social
Boy mom, dog mom, reluctant cat mom. Francophile, Oxford comma, NY Islanders. No DM’s.
Melania does. All she wants is pis on earth. Leave her alone.
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Melania does. All she wants is pis on earth. Leave her alone.
Jesse Watters can see Narnia.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Jesse Watters can see Narnia.
Jesse is not invited to his family’s holiday gathering. That says something.
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Jesse is not invited to his family’s holiday gathering. That says something.
He’s okay but Melania reading “vy sonta go down de cheemney “ hands down winner.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
He’s okay but Melania reading “vy sonta go down de cheemney “ hands down winner.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Trouble ahead, trouble behind.
My fellowship exhibits the same behaviors so if you feel you aren’t neurodivergent, consider joining our group, Clueless Caucasian Control Freaks on Coke.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My fellowship exhibits the same behaviors so if you feel you aren’t neurodivergent, consider joining our group, Clueless Caucasian Control Freaks on Coke.
O. M. G. They just awarded me the FIFA lifetime achievement award for commenting on your post.
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
O. M. G. They just awarded me the FIFA lifetime achievement award for commenting on your post.
Omg. Right after I liked your post I got the FIFA prize for engagement.
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Omg. Right after I liked your post I got the FIFA prize for engagement.
I’m trying so hard not to steal this for my profile picture.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m trying so hard not to steal this for my profile picture.
It’s the actual picture of Dorian Gray.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s the actual picture of Dorian Gray.
Honorary life saving mention: Gutting the ACA.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Honorary life saving mention: Gutting the ACA.
It’s literally a scene from Idiocracy.
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It’s literally a scene from Idiocracy.