Kaxias
@kaxias.bsky.social
36 | He/They | 🏳️🌈 | Married
I like perusing art and photography of the…salacious nature. Fair warning to anyone who follows me. I like to leave snarky comments on things I like, so watch out for that.
I like perusing art and photography of the…salacious nature. Fair warning to anyone who follows me. I like to leave snarky comments on things I like, so watch out for that.
Spring: Iced coffee
Summer: Iced coffee
Fall: Iced coffee
But in the Winter: lol, j/k still Iced coffee
Summer: Iced coffee
Fall: Iced coffee
But in the Winter: lol, j/k still Iced coffee
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Spring: Iced coffee
Summer: Iced coffee
Fall: Iced coffee
But in the Winter: lol, j/k still Iced coffee
Summer: Iced coffee
Fall: Iced coffee
But in the Winter: lol, j/k still Iced coffee
Whether it’s playing peek-a-boo from a bush of fur or standing up in plain sight, who doesn’t enjoy finding such a tasty bone to enjoy?
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Whether it’s playing peek-a-boo from a bush of fur or standing up in plain sight, who doesn’t enjoy finding such a tasty bone to enjoy?
Taking care of yourself is sexy. From one hairy person to another, it’ll grow back in no time. It always does.
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Taking care of yourself is sexy. From one hairy person to another, it’ll grow back in no time. It always does.
I would be a fool if I said no to that. I’ll do my best to be a good boy.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I would be a fool if I said no to that. I’ll do my best to be a good boy.
May such a good boy receive all the best head pats and chin scritches for sniffing out such a good-looking bone.
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
May such a good boy receive all the best head pats and chin scritches for sniffing out such a good-looking bone.
Is it strange that I suddenly want to call my local Spirit Halloween and ask if they have any Swiffer Mop costumes?
Asking for myself.
Asking for myself.
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Is it strange that I suddenly want to call my local Spirit Halloween and ask if they have any Swiffer Mop costumes?
Asking for myself.
Asking for myself.
This looks like required listening, honestly.
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This looks like required listening, honestly.
I now identify as a baseball. My pronouns are hit/me.
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I now identify as a baseball. My pronouns are hit/me.
Only a fool could turn down such a generous offer of cream. And I wasn’t raised to be a fool.
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Only a fool could turn down such a generous offer of cream. And I wasn’t raised to be a fool.
👉👈
That’s one of life’s greatest dilemmas, isn’t it? Does one wish to be topped with cream…or stuffed with cream?
Depending on the weather, it could go either way.
That’s one of life’s greatest dilemmas, isn’t it? Does one wish to be topped with cream…or stuffed with cream?
Depending on the weather, it could go either way.
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
👉👈
That’s one of life’s greatest dilemmas, isn’t it? Does one wish to be topped with cream…or stuffed with cream?
Depending on the weather, it could go either way.
That’s one of life’s greatest dilemmas, isn’t it? Does one wish to be topped with cream…or stuffed with cream?
Depending on the weather, it could go either way.
I suddenly have a need to check my local Spirit Halloween to see if they are selling any waffle costumes.
For research purposes. Not because I’m jealous of a pup named Waffles or anything…
For research purposes. Not because I’m jealous of a pup named Waffles or anything…
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I suddenly have a need to check my local Spirit Halloween to see if they are selling any waffle costumes.
For research purposes. Not because I’m jealous of a pup named Waffles or anything…
For research purposes. Not because I’m jealous of a pup named Waffles or anything…
[insert “Breathe” by Télépopmusik here]
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
[insert “Breathe” by Télépopmusik here]
For scientific purposes, if I were to dress as a donut for Halloween, would I get the same treatment?
Again, this is for scientific purposes and not for my own enjoyment.
Again, this is for scientific purposes and not for my own enjoyment.
October 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For scientific purposes, if I were to dress as a donut for Halloween, would I get the same treatment?
Again, this is for scientific purposes and not for my own enjoyment.
Again, this is for scientific purposes and not for my own enjoyment.
Call me sacreligious, but Psalm 119:105 states, “Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path.” My path is straight for that ass with my tongue.
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Call me sacreligious, but Psalm 119:105 states, “Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path.” My path is straight for that ass with my tongue.
Are they accepting applications at this time? I need to pad my resume, and “dedicated tongue scrubber” would expand my skills.
October 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Are they accepting applications at this time? I need to pad my resume, and “dedicated tongue scrubber” would expand my skills.
Clearly a very pleasant distraction. Question is, where do you intend to bury that bone of yours?
October 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Clearly a very pleasant distraction. Question is, where do you intend to bury that bone of yours?
Dear Diary,
On October 3rd, he asked if I wanted to be tackled to the ground and shown how a real man takes it in the endzone.
I said, “HUT!”
On October 3rd, he asked if I wanted to be tackled to the ground and shown how a real man takes it in the endzone.
I said, “HUT!”
October 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Dear Diary,
On October 3rd, he asked if I wanted to be tackled to the ground and shown how a real man takes it in the endzone.
I said, “HUT!”
On October 3rd, he asked if I wanted to be tackled to the ground and shown how a real man takes it in the endzone.
I said, “HUT!”
This photo has no business looking this good, but I’m glad it does!
September 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This photo has no business looking this good, but I’m glad it does!
How I wish this were an actual comic book. Fine work!
September 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How I wish this were an actual comic book. Fine work!
Well, there’s usually only one thing to do in a situation like this. And you’re already doing it. It’s definitely no cure, but it sure is stimulating.
September 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Well, there’s usually only one thing to do in a situation like this. And you’re already doing it. It’s definitely no cure, but it sure is stimulating.