Oh my god Evil Priest Child from Children of the Corn would make for a great Halloween costume

(Bc I’m short)

These old comics also keep jumpscaring me with the time period bc why is Superman out here like “I need my GF to fall in love with another man; *I* can’t marry her, so if not she’ll be an OLD MAID!!”

He then starts getting jealous when this plan starts working.

They need to bring this hairstyle back for her bc it’s a cute look

Seemingly the sole reason she won’t believe him and Clark are the same person is bc Superman is masculine and sexy, and Clark is a shy/awkward nerd

(She is into both of them)

Funniest part of that comic is Superman clarifying that he is an alien, not a white man

For added dumbass facts: I thought my grandmother was white until I was like 7.

She was not.

“20%?” That is the origin of the “reverse hexaroon” in my bio

I’ll block my friend I don’t give a fuck