Kaurifish
@kaurifish.bsky.social
Pride & Prejudice fan fic writer at large (she/her)
Index of my works at kaurifish.net
Relentlessly Californian.
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Relentlessly Californian.
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Kaurifish
@kaurifish.bsky.social
· Jan 19
A Teasing Courtship: A Pride & Prejudice Variation
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Into Pride & Prejudice variations where Lizzy ruthlessly torments Darcy before inevitably falling for his ardent admiration?
There's also a Charlotte/Col. Fitzwilliam plot line and Wickham dies.
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There's also a Charlotte/Col. Fitzwilliam plot line and Wickham dies.
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I write via the multiverse theory of smut.
Certainly there are a nearly infinite number of timelines wherein my characters behave themselves perfectly.
I write about the exceptions.
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Certainly there are a nearly infinite number of timelines wherein my characters behave themselves perfectly.
I write about the exceptions.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I write via the multiverse theory of smut.
Certainly there are a nearly infinite number of timelines wherein my characters behave themselves perfectly.
I write about the exceptions.
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Certainly there are a nearly infinite number of timelines wherein my characters behave themselves perfectly.
I write about the exceptions.
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Amazon is finally showing the ratings for my new novel!
I may have few readers, but they're into Regency vampires (that aren't even slightly glittery).
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY4D8LDK
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
I may have few readers, but they're into Regency vampires (that aren't even slightly glittery).
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY4D8LDK
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Amazon is finally showing the ratings for my new novel!
I may have few readers, but they're into Regency vampires (that aren't even slightly glittery).
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY4D8LDK
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
I may have few readers, but they're into Regency vampires (that aren't even slightly glittery).
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY4D8LDK
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
The second DMV appointment finished the business. Not sure how many sanity points I lost, but they claim the car is registered.
Can't imagine why so many people dislike the process...
Can't imagine why so many people dislike the process...
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The second DMV appointment finished the business. Not sure how many sanity points I lost, but they claim the car is registered.
Can't imagine why so many people dislike the process...
Can't imagine why so many people dislike the process...
I've definately shown Viscount Milton as a rake in my writing. "The Shadow Over Kent" is the first time I made him a monster.
There's a gap in his personal history (at least on his Wiki) that gives me pause, probable space for his dad to have covered up hijinks.
And who could trust that face?
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There's a gap in his personal history (at least on his Wiki) that gives me pause, probable space for his dad to have covered up hijinks.
And who could trust that face?
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Charles Wentworth-Fitzwilliam, 5th Earl Fitzwilliam - Wikipedia
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November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I've definately shown Viscount Milton as a rake in my writing. "The Shadow Over Kent" is the first time I made him a monster.
There's a gap in his personal history (at least on his Wiki) that gives me pause, probable space for his dad to have covered up hijinks.
And who could trust that face?
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There's a gap in his personal history (at least on his Wiki) that gives me pause, probable space for his dad to have covered up hijinks.
And who could trust that face?
💙📚
Just got my first scam attempt urging a "BookTok" strategy for me.
Not my first scam attempt, of course (can't run a Facebook ad without getting scads of them), but the first email one.
I feel so included. 🤣
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Not my first scam attempt, of course (can't run a Facebook ad without getting scads of them), but the first email one.
I feel so included. 🤣
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November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just got my first scam attempt urging a "BookTok" strategy for me.
Not my first scam attempt, of course (can't run a Facebook ad without getting scads of them), but the first email one.
I feel so included. 🤣
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Not my first scam attempt, of course (can't run a Facebook ad without getting scads of them), but the first email one.
I feel so included. 🤣
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The superior frosting for many cakes is to dump chocolate chips on it while it's still hot and spread them around when they melt.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The superior frosting for many cakes is to dump chocolate chips on it while it's still hot and spread them around when they melt.
I can't be the only one to rewatch "Rogue One" after seeing "Andor" and wonder why they bothered making such a big deal out of his Force proclivity in the series.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I can't be the only one to rewatch "Rogue One" after seeing "Andor" and wonder why they bothered making such a big deal out of his Force proclivity in the series.
Went out on errands. Big box store didn't have the dishwasher we want, but I had a Reuben sandwich that made me see God, so not a wasted trip.
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Went out on errands. Big box store didn't have the dishwasher we want, but I had a Reuben sandwich that made me see God, so not a wasted trip.
Wondering if what Paul & Pru put the home bakers through to turn them into pro-grade champions isn't a bit too much like what Morgoth put the elves through. 🤔
Just finished the semifinals.
#greatbritishbakeoff
Just finished the semifinals.
#greatbritishbakeoff
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Wondering if what Paul & Pru put the home bakers through to turn them into pro-grade champions isn't a bit too much like what Morgoth put the elves through. 🤔
Just finished the semifinals.
#greatbritishbakeoff
Just finished the semifinals.
#greatbritishbakeoff
I finally completed a bundle of all my erotica on my Patreon: 38 stories, some variations of other stories, a dozen vignettes (sextracts from my novels). So much naughtiness.
Always good to have something to read when the net is down.
💙🌶️📚 #prideandprejudice
Always good to have something to read when the net is down.
💙🌶️📚 #prideandprejudice
All Completed | Kaurifish Regency Adventures
Get more from Kaurifish Regency Adventures on Patreon
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I finally completed a bundle of all my erotica on my Patreon: 38 stories, some variations of other stories, a dozen vignettes (sextracts from my novels). So much naughtiness.
Always good to have something to read when the net is down.
💙🌶️📚 #prideandprejudice
Always good to have something to read when the net is down.
💙🌶️📚 #prideandprejudice
Ratings are starting to roll in for my Regency vampire novel (folks are not joking about the review drought).
4.7 stars on four ratings feels pretty good! Glad to know folks are enjoying my first sequel.
www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...
💙📚 #prideandprejudice #vampires
4.7 stars on four ratings feels pretty good! Glad to know folks are enjoying my first sequel.
www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...
💙📚 #prideandprejudice #vampires
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ratings are starting to roll in for my Regency vampire novel (folks are not joking about the review drought).
4.7 stars on four ratings feels pretty good! Glad to know folks are enjoying my first sequel.
www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...
💙📚 #prideandprejudice #vampires
4.7 stars on four ratings feels pretty good! Glad to know folks are enjoying my first sequel.
www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...
💙📚 #prideandprejudice #vampires
I am perhaps unreasonably pleased by how well the covers of the first two of my Under a Cloak of Night books work together. Didn't realize that Amazon would be presenting them this way.
#prideandprejudice 💙📚
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November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I am perhaps unreasonably pleased by how well the covers of the first two of my Under a Cloak of Night books work together. Didn't realize that Amazon would be presenting them this way.
#prideandprejudice 💙📚
#prideandprejudice 💙📚
There's a rather lovely Guy Fawkes Day story in my kiss collection. Darcy being nicely over-protective.
Just in case you haven't observed it yet.
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
Just in case you haven't observed it yet.
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
Each Time They Might Have: Kissed, vol. 1: A collection of Pride & Prejudice variations
Amazon.com: Each Time They Might Have: Kissed, vol. 1: A collection of Pride & Prejudice variations eBook : Kaurifish: Kindle Store
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November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There's a rather lovely Guy Fawkes Day story in my kiss collection. Darcy being nicely over-protective.
Just in case you haven't observed it yet.
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
Just in case you haven't observed it yet.
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
I used to be devoted both to paper books and in-person voting. Thought e-books and mail-in ballots would diminish the experience.
I was wrong on both counts. Each is a substantial improvement.
I was wrong on both counts. Each is a substantial improvement.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I used to be devoted both to paper books and in-person voting. Thought e-books and mail-in ballots would diminish the experience.
I was wrong on both counts. Each is a substantial improvement.
I was wrong on both counts. Each is a substantial improvement.
Wickham was the villian of my first vampire novel, but in the sequel, vampirism is creeping into the aristocracy.
Wonder how England will fare with a vampire earl in Parliament?
#prideandprejudice #vampire
Wonder how England will fare with a vampire earl in Parliament?
#prideandprejudice #vampire
The Shadow Over Kent: A Pride & Prejudice variation
Amazon.com: The Shadow Over Kent: A Pride & Prejudice variation (Under a Cloak of Night Book 2) eBook : Kaurifish: Books
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October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Wickham was the villian of my first vampire novel, but in the sequel, vampirism is creeping into the aristocracy.
Wonder how England will fare with a vampire earl in Parliament?
#prideandprejudice #vampire
Wonder how England will fare with a vampire earl in Parliament?
#prideandprejudice #vampire
Just in time for Halloween — vampires are on the loose in Regency England!
And not even the earl is safe...
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
And not even the earl is safe...
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
The Shadow Over Kent: A Pride & Prejudice variation
Amazon.com: The Shadow Over Kent: A Pride & Prejudice variation (Under a Cloak of Night Book 2) eBook : Kaurifish: Books
www.amazon.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Just in time for Halloween — vampires are on the loose in Regency England!
And not even the earl is safe...
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
And not even the earl is safe...
💙📚 #prideandprejudice
Good Mythical Evening was once again a rollicking time.
Was not expecting Link to speak so frankly about where he wanted tentacles.
#mythical
Was not expecting Link to speak so frankly about where he wanted tentacles.
#mythical
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Good Mythical Evening was once again a rollicking time.
Was not expecting Link to speak so frankly about where he wanted tentacles.
#mythical
Was not expecting Link to speak so frankly about where he wanted tentacles.
#mythical
Having serious cog diss because Darcy certainly would have been wearing beaver hats, probably sourced from the awful trapping practices chronicled in Frontier.
Boy, those were stupid hats.
#prideandprejudice
Boy, those were stupid hats.
#prideandprejudice
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Having serious cog diss because Darcy certainly would have been wearing beaver hats, probably sourced from the awful trapping practices chronicled in Frontier.
Boy, those were stupid hats.
#prideandprejudice
Boy, those were stupid hats.
#prideandprejudice
There are worse things in life than having been on hold with IKEA for so long that I have their hold music stuck in my head.
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
October 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There are worse things in life than having been on hold with IKEA for so long that I have their hold music stuck in my head.
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
Looking for some blood-sucking fiends to enliven your Halloween? Start with my P&P and vampires novel:
www.amazon.com/Darkness-Her...
Then, very soon now, the sequel: "The Shadow Over Kent."
Much blood will be spilt.
💙📚 #prideandprejudice #vampires
www.amazon.com/Darkness-Her...
Then, very soon now, the sequel: "The Shadow Over Kent."
Much blood will be spilt.
💙📚 #prideandprejudice #vampires
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Looking for some blood-sucking fiends to enliven your Halloween? Start with my P&P and vampires novel:
www.amazon.com/Darkness-Her...
Then, very soon now, the sequel: "The Shadow Over Kent."
Much blood will be spilt.
💙📚 #prideandprejudice #vampires
www.amazon.com/Darkness-Her...
Then, very soon now, the sequel: "The Shadow Over Kent."
Much blood will be spilt.
💙📚 #prideandprejudice #vampires
Looks like one of my old cook books is going to have to go to make room.
"The Cooking Gene" was a jewel. Can't wait to read this one. If you haven't seen Twitty's appearances on Townsend's YT channel, treat yourself.
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"The Cooking Gene" was a jewel. Can't wait to read this one. If you haven't seen Twitty's appearances on Townsend's YT channel, treat yourself.
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Recipes from the American South
Recipes from the American South [Twitty, Michael W.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Recipes from the American South
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October 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Looks like one of my old cook books is going to have to go to make room.
"The Cooking Gene" was a jewel. Can't wait to read this one. If you haven't seen Twitty's appearances on Townsend's YT channel, treat yourself.
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"The Cooking Gene" was a jewel. Can't wait to read this one. If you haven't seen Twitty's appearances on Townsend's YT channel, treat yourself.
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I got up in the middle of the night and started another sex pollen story. Kinktober has its tentacles in me.
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October 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I got up in the middle of the night and started another sex pollen story. Kinktober has its tentacles in me.
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It's finally Thomcord grape season. I'm not sure what genius crossed the Concord and Thompson Seedless grapes, but the result is the epitome of grapiness with a tiny crunch of seed in the middle. 10/10
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's finally Thomcord grape season. I'm not sure what genius crossed the Concord and Thompson Seedless grapes, but the result is the epitome of grapiness with a tiny crunch of seed in the middle. 10/10
Dealing with IKEA all morning has left me in a foul mood. Only when I have to be effective with a customer service person who is not paid enough to deal with the fallout of corporate bs does my generally pleasant mood fail.
It's hard to write romance when you want to mangle some c-suite exec.
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It's hard to write romance when you want to mangle some c-suite exec.
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October 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dealing with IKEA all morning has left me in a foul mood. Only when I have to be effective with a customer service person who is not paid enough to deal with the fallout of corporate bs does my generally pleasant mood fail.
It's hard to write romance when you want to mangle some c-suite exec.
😡
It's hard to write romance when you want to mangle some c-suite exec.
😡
Met with a new cat sitter. One doesn't realize how many caches of cat toys are in one's home until forced to walk a stranger through them one by one by one by one...
October 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Met with a new cat sitter. One doesn't realize how many caches of cat toys are in one's home until forced to walk a stranger through them one by one by one by one...