jackie
@kaui.bsky.social
professional gambler amateur everything else | 25 | she/her
National hot dog day was earlier this week and I forgot to celebrate
July 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
National hot dog day was earlier this week and I forgot to celebrate
The country is in the dumpster and the future is uncertain but happy pride and 1yr on E to me
June 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The country is in the dumpster and the future is uncertain but happy pride and 1yr on E to me
every bar is a gay bar when I walk in
May 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
every bar is a gay bar when I walk in
The hex girls cracked my egg
May 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The hex girls cracked my egg
If "it is what it is" was a person
May 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If "it is what it is" was a person
I get so loud for the buddy holly riff
May 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I get so loud for the buddy holly riff
Going up to everyone at the party asking "do you like car seat headrest?"
May 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Going up to everyone at the party asking "do you like car seat headrest?"
chuck norris really fell off
May 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
chuck norris really fell off
You're looking at the game night Quiplash and Drawful champion
May 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
You're looking at the game night Quiplash and Drawful champion
Lays down on a rainbow crosswalk trusting its protective barrier
May 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Lays down on a rainbow crosswalk trusting its protective barrier
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[sexual Isaac Newton at the club]: while it might seem that I am grabbing your ass, it's actually grabbing me equally but opposite
May 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
[sexual Isaac Newton at the club]: while it might seem that I am grabbing your ass, it's actually grabbing me equally but opposite
computer how i've missed you
May 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
computer how i've missed you
going to target to buy eyeliner and pokemon cards
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
going to target to buy eyeliner and pokemon cards
need a seal wife in my seal life 🦭👰♀👰♀
May 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
need a seal wife in my seal life 🦭👰♀👰♀
Thought when I transitioned I'd look like the girls on Twitter but instead I look like my mom
April 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Thought when I transitioned I'd look like the girls on Twitter but instead I look like my mom
i only got one worm in my dirt cup sundae
April 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
i only got one worm in my dirt cup sundae
What do you say we make this relationship a little less parasocial? *bites lip*
April 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
What do you say we make this relationship a little less parasocial? *bites lip*
I love the costco guys. I'm saying we bring the boom every day
April 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I love the costco guys. I'm saying we bring the boom every day
Now introducing :4, the long awaited sequel to :3
March 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Now introducing :4, the long awaited sequel to :3
gonna get all dolled up and see the minecraft movie in theaters April 4th, 2025
March 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
gonna get all dolled up and see the minecraft movie in theaters April 4th, 2025
would you rather have a million dollars or a million puppies
March 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
would you rather have a million dollars or a million puppies
There should be a shorter version of hide and seek where the hiders have to say "I'm over here" after five minutes
March 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
There should be a shorter version of hide and seek where the hiders have to say "I'm over here" after five minutes
New glasses coming soon to a jackie near you
February 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
New glasses coming soon to a jackie near you