Audrey Kaufman
@kaufmanaudrey.bsky.social
My friends always say I’d be a good First Lady but I know I’d be a better Coke Son
December 2, 2024 at 6:30 PM
My friends always say I’d be a good First Lady but I know I’d be a better Coke Son
happy Black Friday to noncustomers ONLY
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 PM
happy Black Friday to noncustomers ONLY
No one deserves this parking space more than me
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 AM
No one deserves this parking space more than me
I’m trolling libs on Bluesky and conservatives on X. I’m basically the Joker, if he was a good person
November 25, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I’m trolling libs on Bluesky and conservatives on X. I’m basically the Joker, if he was a good person
When a guy asks to hike it’s like nice try but I’m not going to exercise or let you kill me
November 24, 2024 at 12:08 AM
When a guy asks to hike it’s like nice try but I’m not going to exercise or let you kill me
Reposted by Audrey Kaufman
That one serf who’s too petulant
November 23, 2024 at 6:07 PM
That one serf who’s too petulant
I don’t care if the conservatives are in power, I’m still not wearing makeup to work
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 AM
I don’t care if the conservatives are in power, I’m still not wearing makeup to work
I’ve actually started going to Panera more because now I’m wondering what else they have that kills you
November 19, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I’ve actually started going to Panera more because now I’m wondering what else they have that kills you