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Katz Rantz
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Perimenopausal grandma who still laughs at fart jokes.
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Absolutely agree. Yesterday at my supermarket job I wore a dress I bought around 30 years ago, so old it doesn't even have pockets, and carried around one of the gingerbread house kits cos I was the witch from Hansel and Gretel. I'd wear it a lot more often if it was acceptable.
Screenshot of a facebook memory reads: "On this day 1 year ago Katz Rantz 1 Nov 2024 Alright, so we have book week, cons, midnight showings of the rocky horror picture show, and Halloween. What other mass character dress up events are there? And can we make some more?"
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Are you mistaking the SMH for the Hun?
Round profile pic and link to what used to be twitter of Peter FitzSimons found on the Sydney Morning Herald website. Bio reads "Peter FitzSimons is a journalist and columnist with The Sydney Morning Herald."
August 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I prefer Ozzy Man
Picture of a pensive man. Ozzy Man.
August 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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@thesaturdaypaper.com.au what kind of minimising bullshit is this headline? "Hunger crisis"? Call it what it is. It's deliberate starvation.
Screenshot of news article. Headline reads "'Horrific results' forecast as Gaza hunger crisis deepens" An image with fully opened parachutes of white, khaki, and brown at top of frame, figures running across a sandy and partially vegetated landscape towards them across middle of frame, upper body of a figure wearing a blue tee shirt with back to camera at the centre of bottom of frame. Picture caption reads "Palestinians rush to collect aid dropped into central Gaza this week. CREDIT: EYAD BABA / AFP"
August 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Cinda was given a taste of ham as a treat for international cat day, which she relished and immediately regurgitated. If that isn't a perfect example of domestic catness, then here's an earlier pic of when she sat where I'd been sitting before I got up to go to the loo.
Small tuxedo cat, curled into a contented circle, on a beige couch seat with the thin edge of a dark blue wedge pillow at left of frame.
August 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I've had that feeling
A barely visible tuxedo cat with, white ear tufts and tiny white nose stripe, peeps over the edge of the fluffy, dark grey cat bed she's nestled in. She is plotting something nefarious.
July 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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See also:
Top of frame shows image of POPEYES signage with a plume of white smoke. Bottom of frame shows the image edited to POPENO with a black plume of smoke
May 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Ok, I'm ready.
Selfie of a woman focused on her tee shirt with a safety sign design in purple fabric marker. The writing below the image says: If you hand me that "how to vote" I WILL set it AND you ON FIRE The image shows two stick figures, the one on the left is seated, facing right, on the ground and appears to be warming their hands over the flames burning on their outstretched legs, the one on the right appears to be calmly walking away from the burning individual.
May 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Screenshot of the time Angus Taylor MP forgot to switch accounts and commented "Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus" on his own facebook post.
May 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Perfect 🤣
Trumpet of patriots billboard with Monty Python and the Holy Grail arse trumpeters added digitally.
April 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Was felt in parts of Sydney too.
Earthquake details Singleton, NSW early hours of 23rd of April showing magnitude of 5.1 (MLa) at a depth of 10 km
April 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Pale green background with darker green text that reads "I saw a psychiatry registrar on YouTube say that using humour is a mature coping mechanism, so ner" followed by tongue out emoji.
April 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Eh?
Screenshot of google search result for pronunciation of "ribald" showing British pronunciation, sounds like rai • bawld, a speaker button, a blue line drawing of a person's nose tip, mouth, and chin that is animated when the speaker button is tapped, and a speed toggle that can be changed to slow
March 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Lovely floral drawing of pinks and purples, small white sparkles and flowing yellow script that reads "fucking YIKES"
February 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Here's who they're making up quotes for today
Screenshot of google search result that reads: "The Australian https colon backslash backslash www dot the australian dot com dot au Teal candidate for Dickson, Ellie Smith, open to backing a Coalition minority ... 19 hours ago - Opposition leader Peter Dutton is facing a new challenge to hold onto his marginal Brisbane seat of Dickson with the announcement of a Climate ..."
January 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Because of a bullshit claim from the Murdoch masthead?
Screenshot of google search result that reads: "The Australian https colon backslash backslash www dot the australian dot com dot au Teal candidate for Dickson, Ellie Smith, open to backing a Coalition minority ... 19 hours ago - Opposition leader Peter Dutton is facing a new challenge to hold onto his marginal Brisbane seat of Dickson with the announcement of a Climate ..."
January 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Nevermind, it's from the Strine so can be disregarded
Screenshot of google search result that reads: "The Australian https colon backslash backslash www dot the australian dot com dot au Teal candidate for Dickson, Ellie Smith, open to backing a Coalition minority ... 19 hours ago - Opposition leader Peter Dutton is facing a new challenge to hold onto his marginal Brisbane seat of Dickson with the announcement of a Climate ..."
January 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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My favourite kind.
Labelled, clear pantry containers with blue lids. There's white rice, caster sugar, cuscus, pine nuts, and in the middle of all this, a container of popcorn kernels with a label that says "Cockporn".
January 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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👀
gif of pretty floral background in shades of pink and violet, with flashing white sparkles and flowing yellow script that says "fucking YIKES"
January 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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This bugged me. Neil deGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist not a neuroscientist.
Screenshot of the description of the YouTube video linked above, with like and view counts, the date posted (28 Dec 2024), and the first paragraph of the description that reads "Neuroscientist [highlighted by me] Neil deGrasse Tyson went [sic] Piers Morgan Uncensored and debunked Elon Musk."
December 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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This is the best InspiroBot quote I've seen in yonks.
Two raised hands framing the setting sun and the words "How about a drink?"
December 20, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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Do they still make kids shows like this?
My facebook post from 11 years ago please excuse the misspelling of Worcestershire: Katz Rantz 19 Dec 2013 this kids quiz show steam punks cracks me the fuck up.. "worstershire sauce is made of anchovies and pure hatred" bahahahahaha!
December 19, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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Letters from the Inside is still one of my all time favorite reads, I've had this book since I was a teenager. An immense loss to literature. Vale John Marsden.
My copy of John Marsden's Letters from the Inside.
December 18, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Oh, what a loss to Australian literature. This is still one of my favourites, first read for English class in the 1990s.
My copy of John Marsden's Letters from the Inside
December 18, 2024 at 1:18 PM