*pssst* 👀 I know how to fold fitted sheets. I learned the forbidden knowledge from Lock. 👀 Don't tell anyone.

🥹 We're the best. (NGL what a lovely thing to wake up to!) 😘

We never did get our velvet mumu moment. Just means I gotta come visit. Oh darn.

😘 You know my solutions to this geological, I mean geographical quandary. ;)

Good thing you bought that hoodie. We truly didn't know what we had. We kummed and they goed. 😭
(The terrible English there hurt my soul.)

Have a pretty skyline picture from the plane.

Bwahahaha this makes up for Patreon. 😉 Lmfao 😘