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Listening to an Ashes preview podcast, where they're asking Jimmy if he's excited yet.
"No."
The England cricket team McDonalds triangle meme from several years ago. Jimmy Anderson is in the bottom left corner looking grumpy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Yay what a nice thing to get through the post! That's the weekend sorted
Issue 1 of Unch, a cryptic crossword magazine
October 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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@tricialockwood.bsky.social I've finally given Rick his copy of Will There Ever Be Another You (from your secret corner of the LRB bookshop)! Thank you again 💙
Me randomly bumping into Patricia Lockwood the other week Patricia points to the her books in the LRB bookshop
October 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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An incomplete list of visually appealing moments from test cricket:
- Ricky Ponting crying
- Crawley and Duckett walking out to bat together
- the McDonalds alignment chart
A triangular chart displaying 2010s England cricketers' likely reactions to children yelling "McDonalds". Jimmy is not having any of it
June 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Done the most important stage of #researchers1stmurder which is to crack open a new notebook
On the left, a yellow box labelled The Researcher's First Murder, By John Finnemore. On the right, a brown ring-bound notebook and black biro.
January 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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While the previous 19 haven't been in any particular order, this is absolutely my favourite:

"If I don't win, I'm in the bin"
#TopPopMoments2024 Jade - Angel Of My Dreams
Jade is wearing a cosy-looking red coat, and is about to hit her alter-ego (out of shot) with a foldable chair.
December 28, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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"Already know what you've got going on down there"
#TopPopMoments2024 Charli XCX & Billie Eilish - Guess
Billie makes her entrance to the video, by driving a bulldozer through the wall.
December 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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"That's my energy - Old MacDonald"
#TopPopMoments2024 The Blessed Madonna ft Kylie Minogue - Edge of Saturday Night
Kylie sits in a bathtub of bright pink plastic balls, pointing at the viewer, perhaps indicating the energy that resembles Old MacDonald
December 28, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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"No-one's touched me there in a damn hot minute"
#TopPopMoments2024 Chappell Roan - Hot To Go
Chappell teaches her grandparents the song's YMCA-style dance moves, while wearing a sparkly blue leotard.
December 28, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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"Get in loser for the JWORR-RAIWD"
#TopPopMoments2024 Kesha - Joyride
Kesha drapes herself over a red car with some very Lynchian lighting design.
December 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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"Lisa can you teach me Japanese? I said 'Hai, hai!'"
#TopPopMoments2024 LISA - Rockstar
LISA and her dancers in a neon-lit street scene. Lisa wears a striking black vest top in the shape of a star.
December 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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"Strike a chord - it's probably A minor"
#TopPopMoments2024 Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us
Kendrick is playing hopscotch without a care in the world.
December 28, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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"I know you're living a lie!"
#TopPopMoments2024 Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue
Close up of Bambie on stage at Eurovision, putting a curse on their companion. Neither of them appear to have seen a dentist for some time.
December 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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"It's like biting an apple"
#TopPopMoments2024 NewJeans - How Sweet
NewJeans attempt to thumb a lift, with mixed success.
December 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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"I wish ya gone"
#TopPopMoments2024 Fcukers - Bon Bon
Fcukers smirk in front of a glitchy greenscreen projection of a rollercoaster. For some reason they are dressed like teenagers from Uxbridge in 1995.
December 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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"AaaaAAAAaaaAAA!"
#TopPopMoments2024 Zero ft Tempa T - Watch The Skank
Temps is having a nice time dancing in London's Chinatown.
December 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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"I just got a vision / Candy girl, not talking New Edition"
#TopPopMoments2024 MachineDrum & Tinashe - Zoom
Screengrab of the lyric video, reminiscent of a printed circuit board
December 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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"Drink Ribena from out of the box"
#TopPopMoments2024 4am Kru - Ribena
4am Kru's dancers on a festival stage at (ironically) approximately 4pm
December 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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"For you to fly"
#TopPopMoments2024 salute & Rina Sawayama - saving flowers
Close up of Rina in front of a hot pink background
December 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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"Walk of shame"
#TopPopMoments2024 Jamie XX ft Robyn - Life
Close up of Jamie XX and Robyn performing on stage. Robyn looks a bit like Steve Cram here.
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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"Hustlers, ballers, all up in the club"
#TopPopMoments2024 Cloonee - Sippin' Yak

[I'll do these in batches of 5 to not spam yr timelines too much]
Cloonee enjoys a taco.
December 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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"Think you can stop what we do? I doubt it"
#TopPopMoments2024 Kabin Krew - The Spark
Irish children raving it up with glowsticks, tie-dye outfits and limitless energy.
December 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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"Oh my gahhd"
#TopPopMoments2024 NLE Choppa ft Carey Washington - Slut Me Out 3
NLE stands facing away from Carey, who appears to have heard the rest of the lyrics for the first time.
December 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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"Beefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeef"
#TopPopMoments2024 George Fitzgerald - Gleams
Abstract black red and white blobs, specifically from 1 min 25 secs into the track where the vocals go "beefbeefbeefbeefbeef"
December 27, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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"Je me fous du monde entier"
#TopPopMoments2024 Céline Dion - Hymne à l'amour
Céline sings atop the Eiffel Tower at the Olympic Opening Ceremony, next to a rain-drenched piano, in a beautiful sequined gown.
December 27, 2024 at 8:10 PM