Kattius
@katsterkat.bsky.social
Technocracy, which was favored by musk’s granddaddy
May 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Technocracy, which was favored by musk’s granddaddy
Two very normal sleepers
November 10, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Two very normal sleepers
Release the kraken!……on probation
October 19, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Release the kraken!……on probation
Search drinks in your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Search drinks in your camera roll
Everyone watch out, the emergency goose has been activated
October 4, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Everyone watch out, the emergency goose has been activated
I was promised zombies
October 4, 2023 at 6:32 PM
I was promised zombies
So very unsurprising that it’s always republicans
October 3, 2023 at 8:36 PM
So very unsurprising that it’s always republicans
I miss gifs tho, have to post them as stills
September 22, 2023 at 4:40 AM
I miss gifs tho, have to post them as stills
Keith is murdoch’s first name, and I find that even funnier for such a villain
September 21, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Keith is murdoch’s first name, and I find that even funnier for such a villain
My delivery often ends up in a confusing pile of loaves
September 21, 2023 at 12:39 AM
My delivery often ends up in a confusing pile of loaves
Time for the fry-cuterie board
September 20, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Time for the fry-cuterie board
How about a hostile goose?
September 18, 2023 at 9:39 PM
How about a hostile goose?
Hey DJ, please play music from Deep Blue Sea. I want to hear Deepest Bluest (Shark’s Fin) by LL Cool J.
🎶 my hat is like a shark’s fin 🎶
🎶 my hat is like a shark’s fin 🎶
September 16, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Hey DJ, please play music from Deep Blue Sea. I want to hear Deepest Bluest (Shark’s Fin) by LL Cool J.
🎶 my hat is like a shark’s fin 🎶
🎶 my hat is like a shark’s fin 🎶
Ripley & Brody with their pop-up restaurant
September 14, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Ripley & Brody with their pop-up restaurant
Surprised that the plane didn’t fall out of the sky onto a window factory
August 23, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Surprised that the plane didn’t fall out of the sky onto a window factory
Sisters know how to relax
August 22, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Sisters know how to relax
I appreciate the translate button on this post taking me to this translation
August 16, 2023 at 8:36 PM
I appreciate the translate button on this post taking me to this translation
Could we create football teams with fantasy characters?
August 16, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Could we create football teams with fantasy characters?
put them into a lineup, but witnesses could not identify which was the culprit
August 16, 2023 at 8:22 PM
put them into a lineup, but witnesses could not identify which was the culprit
I think he meant “take a selkie”
August 16, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I think he meant “take a selkie”