Who? Who bought all the butternaise? I'll pay double.

I just went online to buy this (it was just released this morning), but it's already sold out!

Sexy as ever.
But also, SIXTY pull-ups!? Holy shit, babe. *officially inspired to up my gym game today*

What papito wants, papito gets.

Last week, they stole $700 from me and everytime I call to resolve the issue, the call disconnects or I get transferred around to 5 different people who can't help me. Its exhausting.
So yeah....buy your concert tickets elsewhere.

If any rich people on here want to hire me to fly them to their Itallian villas, Im available!

Someday.

Um, David, do you own a villa in Italy that you fly into?

Im so not into this. Good luck out there.

Thanks. Its fun to capture the really lovely moments.