I've heard the old Southern way is to say, with a smile..."Well, bless your heart, hon."

He's likely a Ricky impostor, right?

Striped bass or catfish? It's difficult to tell.

Very few can be funny and creepy at the same time. But Ricky, you have mastered it!
I love your work!

Also likely to end a relationship if the partner doesn't like my dog, because some dogs love everyone no matter what.