#TaylorSwift really wrote, “Say it once again with feeling how the death rattle breathing silenced as the soul was leaving.” and yall just expect me to be normal after hearing that?

Netflix’s true crime industry reveals most famously unsolved murders are really badly investigated murders. Make sure to do your murder in small community with few homicides so local police are overwhelmed. By the time FBI arrive it’s a goat rodeo of contamination, lost evidence & lawyers.

Everyone has that one online platform where they can be their truest self without fear of judgement. Mine is Goodreads. You don’t really know me until you see my unhinged reads and reviews.

Needed another app to procrastinate on while pretending to work