This is what employment wet dreams are made of. Stop talking so dirty to us. It’s only 9 am.

I effing love this so so so much

You have every reason to be so burnt out, it’s emotionally exhausting to watch a train-wreck coming for so long, with most of the world denying its happening. Rest. Stay centered. Chop wood, carry water. The inspiration will come. But you don’t have to push it.

Oh no! I am so sorry my friend. I’m glad it’s come back.

Ever the problem solver: I have a red leather journal I can use as a physical tracker from now on. I won’t let this happen again. But I’m still devastated.

Yay! This is so big, and long overdue, but yay!

Fuuuuuck that nazi asswipe

Reset my phone, contact list reverted to…2009? Can you text me pretty please?

Bruh. What the hell. I’m so sorry.