Midnight cookies are the best cookies

I love you Taylor. Don't listen to the haters.

Is this what they mean by wake up and make that bread?

Feeling very thankful for all these Thanksgiving leftovers right now.

It's 12:30 on Tuesday???

I've been awake for hours but my cats sleeping on me. I tried to get up but he gave me a dirty look. I'll see you when I see you.

Good morning to everyone who isn't a nazi (and thanks bluesky for not forcing me to act like nazis are cool)

Hello Bluesky! The future looks bright here.

I want to be a funny lesbian too but I'm not funny, just gay.