this is your annual reminder that it’s only a Black Friday sale if it’s something you intended to buy in the first place. do not spend money that you don’t have, just because it says sale. sincerely, someone that works in marketing.

nothing like waking up, with all of the roads around your apartment cordoned off for a legitimate bomb threat. ah, London.

just saw a TikTok where a girl said: I know my standards aren’t too high, because I meet them 🤯 girl. this is it.

hands down my favourite thing in the gym, is when I’m doing a heavy leg session and a man walks past and you can see him doing mental gym maths on the plates I have loaded up 💪🏼💪🏼

anything is better than the other hellhole, let’s be serious.