KatieKaboom
@katieusingwords.bsky.social
Former American living in rural Ireland. Witchy. Super nerd. Social reject. I really like bread. Pro-science. Villain undertones?
Recipe or it didn't happen!
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Recipe or it didn't happen!
USS Shitler
USS R*pist
USS Pedo
USS Loser
USS R*pist
USS Pedo
USS Loser
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
USS Shitler
USS R*pist
USS Pedo
USS Loser
USS R*pist
USS Pedo
USS Loser
My own take on this breathtakingly awesome Christmas classic:
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Gremlins are Totally Misunderstood
One of the greatest Christmas classics of all-time is the 1980s hit horror film, Gremlins. Thanks to my impressionable young age at the time of its release and my mother’s repeat viewings of …
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December 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My own take on this breathtakingly awesome Christmas classic:
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I've been there. Getting old sucks. Did you have an empty belly? That does it for me.
FYI, oddly enough, if you had let yourself ralph, you probably would've instantly felt much better & slept well.
FYI, oddly enough, if you had let yourself ralph, you probably would've instantly felt much better & slept well.
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I've been there. Getting old sucks. Did you have an empty belly? That does it for me.
FYI, oddly enough, if you had let yourself ralph, you probably would've instantly felt much better & slept well.
FYI, oddly enough, if you had let yourself ralph, you probably would've instantly felt much better & slept well.
Tell me you have a button penis without telling me you have a button penis.
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tell me you have a button penis without telling me you have a button penis.
90s Advertising Geniuses: "Hey, Hook viewers will def have UTIs, so let's offer that if they buy, like, several bottles of cranberry juice they might get half back in a rebate, IF they remember to mail in the filled-out form & labels using their own postage & waiting 8-12 weeks." SCORE!
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
90s Advertising Geniuses: "Hey, Hook viewers will def have UTIs, so let's offer that if they buy, like, several bottles of cranberry juice they might get half back in a rebate, IF they remember to mail in the filled-out form & labels using their own postage & waiting 8-12 weeks." SCORE!
Fun Fact: I'm noticing most people under 30 don't understand why in Home Alone, the pizza guys keeps squealing into the driveway. They don't know about that insane 30 min guarantee.
Or to avoid the Noid.
Or to avoid the Noid.
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fun Fact: I'm noticing most people under 30 don't understand why in Home Alone, the pizza guys keeps squealing into the driveway. They don't know about that insane 30 min guarantee.
Or to avoid the Noid.
Or to avoid the Noid.
Damn, damn, damn. I missed the earlier story, but now combined w this new shit. Damn. Now I'm depressed.
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Damn, damn, damn. I missed the earlier story, but now combined w this new shit. Damn. Now I'm depressed.
Very cheery and inviting, but a little light on babies.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Very cheery and inviting, but a little light on babies.
And no one's curious what the old firm did to get fired? I mean, it will be something really stupid, but potentially funny.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
And no one's curious what the old firm did to get fired? I mean, it will be something really stupid, but potentially funny.
Ooooh. You forgot the part where they tried to stack the votes last year as their own political statement. If nothing else is disqualifying (genocide), that should be.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ooooh. You forgot the part where they tried to stack the votes last year as their own political statement. If nothing else is disqualifying (genocide), that should be.
At what cost, ma'am? At what cost?
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
At what cost, ma'am? At what cost?