katie spelman
@katiespelman.bsky.social
choreographer // director // emotionally the little dog in the “this is fine” meme
i’m not learning who curtis yarvin is; you can’t make me
June 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i’m not learning who curtis yarvin is; you can’t make me
if i had a quarter for every time a leading man had to be still for the majority of a musical this season i’d have two quarters which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice
May 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
if i had a quarter for every time a leading man had to be still for the majority of a musical this season i’d have two quarters which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice
literally every chicago catholic and lapsed catholic is playing some form of “6 degrees of separation from pope bob” in a family groupchat right meow
May 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
literally every chicago catholic and lapsed catholic is playing some form of “6 degrees of separation from pope bob” in a family groupchat right meow
remember, if you see a man in a brooklyn park reading infinite jest today, it’s officially summer! if they’re reading the body keeps the score, it’s 6 more weeks of spring :(
March 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
remember, if you see a man in a brooklyn park reading infinite jest today, it’s officially summer! if they’re reading the body keeps the score, it’s 6 more weeks of spring :(
oh no someone is gonna write a play about this and we’ll have to watch that signal chat unfurl in real time on a screen upstage center
March 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oh no someone is gonna write a play about this and we’ll have to watch that signal chat unfurl in real time on a screen upstage center
who do we think feels worse, hegseth or the guy who accidentally pressed the button that sent the false hawaii missle alert in 2018
March 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
who do we think feels worse, hegseth or the guy who accidentally pressed the button that sent the false hawaii missle alert in 2018
so we’re just letting this new iPhoto layout stay? we’re accepting our fate? we’re just going gently into that dark night, acquiescing to our demise, letting the darkness win?
March 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
so we’re just letting this new iPhoto layout stay? we’re accepting our fate? we’re just going gently into that dark night, acquiescing to our demise, letting the darkness win?
ok has enough time passed that we can talk about how absurd it was that there was only ONE tech table in the theater when nicole visits her broadway-director-husband in babygirl
February 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ok has enough time passed that we can talk about how absurd it was that there was only ONE tech table in the theater when nicole visits her broadway-director-husband in babygirl
me leaving my apartment this morning after spending 3 full days in bed with no concept of time
January 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
me leaving my apartment this morning after spending 3 full days in bed with no concept of time
there should be special optional screenings where it’s a no-fly show and the audience gets to lay down on the ground and they just play the vocal
November 24, 2024 at 11:01 PM
there should be special optional screenings where it’s a no-fly show and the audience gets to lay down on the ground and they just play the vocal
listen, it’s almost the end of november. it’s time to move forward as a country, to reach across the aisle and grasp hands; to see eye to eye. that’s right: it’s time to explain the plot of wicked to your straight male friends.
November 21, 2024 at 5:04 AM
listen, it’s almost the end of november. it’s time to move forward as a country, to reach across the aisle and grasp hands; to see eye to eye. that’s right: it’s time to explain the plot of wicked to your straight male friends.
URGENT: my dog walker sends me a pic when the walk is done and this one is important
November 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM
URGENT: my dog walker sends me a pic when the walk is done and this one is important
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sick of dating apps, why can’t i meet a guy the old-fashioned way (being hunted with a crossbow in the forest whilst still in my swan form)
August 10, 2023 at 5:09 PM
sick of dating apps, why can’t i meet a guy the old-fashioned way (being hunted with a crossbow in the forest whilst still in my swan form)
Reposted by katie spelman
can’t decide which is more humiliating - my hinge “most compatible” or my netflix “recommended for you”
August 20, 2023 at 3:04 AM
can’t decide which is more humiliating - my hinge “most compatible” or my netflix “recommended for you”
Reposted by katie spelman
i hate that it’s pronounced biopic and not biopic and the fact that you just said it two different ways in your head means you hate it a little too
December 31, 2023 at 4:39 AM
i hate that it’s pronounced biopic and not biopic and the fact that you just said it two different ways in your head means you hate it a little too
Reposted by katie spelman
history is long but it bends towards not being able to tell which Kennedy got a lobotomy
November 1, 2024 at 3:20 AM
history is long but it bends towards not being able to tell which Kennedy got a lobotomy
at this point i think i’d prefer an actual literal cabinet. glass doors, brass handles, perhaps a sideboard, maybe a small drawer to store what’s left of women’s rights
November 13, 2024 at 8:42 PM
at this point i think i’d prefer an actual literal cabinet. glass doors, brass handles, perhaps a sideboard, maybe a small drawer to store what’s left of women’s rights
history is long but it bends towards not being able to tell which Kennedy got a lobotomy
November 1, 2024 at 3:20 AM
history is long but it bends towards not being able to tell which Kennedy got a lobotomy
hear me out: have we ever entertained the possibility that there are simply no chairs at Cannes?
May 17, 2024 at 5:39 AM
hear me out: have we ever entertained the possibility that there are simply no chairs at Cannes?
the english language is so limited; there should be a word for when you get disoriented in your own neighborhood in nyc because they took the scaffolding down
January 5, 2024 at 7:19 PM
the english language is so limited; there should be a word for when you get disoriented in your own neighborhood in nyc because they took the scaffolding down
i hate that it’s pronounced biopic and not biopic and the fact that you just said it two different ways in your head means you hate it a little too
December 31, 2023 at 4:39 AM
i hate that it’s pronounced biopic and not biopic and the fact that you just said it two different ways in your head means you hate it a little too
update: holiday travel remains the number one most effective form of birth control
December 23, 2023 at 8:24 PM
update: holiday travel remains the number one most effective form of birth control
it should be socially acceptable to release a ten to fifteen second long primal scream while waiting in line for a prescription at CVS
December 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM
it should be socially acceptable to release a ten to fifteen second long primal scream while waiting in line for a prescription at CVS
most days i move through the world with the belief that i am a reasonable and rational human; but then someone starts scrolling tik tok on the subway without headphones, and suddenly the long dormant spirit of Rhamnusia, goddess of vengeance, awakes within me
November 29, 2023 at 8:09 PM
most days i move through the world with the belief that i am a reasonable and rational human; but then someone starts scrolling tik tok on the subway without headphones, and suddenly the long dormant spirit of Rhamnusia, goddess of vengeance, awakes within me
hell is a layover in an airport that only serves pepsi products
November 21, 2023 at 9:15 PM
hell is a layover in an airport that only serves pepsi products