my toxic trait is i think i could de-escalate a xenomorph
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
my toxic trait is i think i could de-escalate a xenomorph
in nursing school they don’t tell you that sometimes quality care means strongly worded emails advocating for patients getting chips
June 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
in nursing school they don’t tell you that sometimes quality care means strongly worded emails advocating for patients getting chips
the amount of dyke gossip i possess would break most straight people in half
May 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the amount of dyke gossip i possess would break most straight people in half
actually furious that katy perry got to go to space before i did
April 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
actually furious that katy perry got to go to space before i did
you cannot convince me that anyone actually likes donald duck
April 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
you cannot convince me that anyone actually likes donald duck
when we get a new patient on the psych unit i can’t help but say “a new bombshell has entered the villa”
April 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
when we get a new patient on the psych unit i can’t help but say “a new bombshell has entered the villa”
hot girls stop weaponizing the cardigans against me challenge i’ve had enough
March 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
hot girls stop weaponizing the cardigans against me challenge i’ve had enough
as a musician, when someone says to me “i love live music” i can only think “what is wrong with you”
March 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
as a musician, when someone says to me “i love live music” i can only think “what is wrong with you”
i’m finally getting comfortable enough at work to tell everyone that the moon is my girlfriend
March 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i’m finally getting comfortable enough at work to tell everyone that the moon is my girlfriend
men should legally have to make sure women never run out of oat milk
February 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
men should legally have to make sure women never run out of oat milk
anyone who doesn’t invite me to go see paddington 3 with them on valentine’s day will be declared both soulless and straight full stop
January 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
anyone who doesn’t invite me to go see paddington 3 with them on valentine’s day will be declared both soulless and straight full stop
couldn’t tell you why but the merry christmas email from my bootleg invisalign website just hits different than all the others
December 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
couldn’t tell you why but the merry christmas email from my bootleg invisalign website just hits different than all the others
the new adrianne lenker record is absolute toxic material for any human being who has ever experienced a feeling
March 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
the new adrianne lenker record is absolute toxic material for any human being who has ever experienced a feeling
i’m a creep in that i want everyone i know to be having gay sex
February 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
i’m a creep in that i want everyone i know to be having gay sex
this morning i remembered that men can be scorpios and i thought i was gonna be sick
January 8, 2024 at 6:26 AM
this morning i remembered that men can be scorpios and i thought i was gonna be sick