Feigning a compound fracture so I don’t have to go to this meeting.
February 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Feigning a compound fracture so I don’t have to go to this meeting.
Not sure if I should block that crazy lady on Nextdoor or go make a bowl of popcorn.
February 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Not sure if I should block that crazy lady on Nextdoor or go make a bowl of popcorn.
January 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Aliens abduct me, fast asleep, from my bed every night and put me through a rigorous calisthenics routine and medical experiments, then return me to bed before my alarm goes off.
No other way to explain these sleep injuries.
No other way to explain these sleep injuries.
January 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Aliens abduct me, fast asleep, from my bed every night and put me through a rigorous calisthenics routine and medical experiments, then return me to bed before my alarm goes off.
No other way to explain these sleep injuries.
No other way to explain these sleep injuries.
‘He’s gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch THAT one!’
You were great, Bob Uecker.💜
You were great, Bob Uecker.💜
January 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
‘He’s gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch THAT one!’
You were great, Bob Uecker.💜
You were great, Bob Uecker.💜
He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok …
January 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok …
I love how everyone in the Region hyphenates ‘Merrillville’ into ‘Merrillville-Shererville’ without even thinking about it.
January 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I love how everyone in the Region hyphenates ‘Merrillville’ into ‘Merrillville-Shererville’ without even thinking about it.
Do my daily steps count if I get ‘em at the grocery store buying more food?
January 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do my daily steps count if I get ‘em at the grocery store buying more food?
Someone should pay me to make up dog songs.
January 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Someone should pay me to make up dog songs.