Katie
@katieastrophe.bsky.social
Agent of chaos. Enjoys coffee, hiking and biking, beer, cats, having adventures, knitting/crochet, photography, and trying to have a positive impact on the world. AuDHD bendy zebra. (they/them)
Hot take: age verification checks on knife purchases won't stop people buying knives to hurt people; it will just make it slightly harder for minors to do it.
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Hot take: age verification checks on knife purchases won't stop people buying knives to hurt people; it will just make it slightly harder for minors to do it.
I just got dragged away from making a brew to "save" my colleagues from a daddy-long-legs and returned to the kitchen to find someone had used the hot water from the kettle whilst I was gone 😤
January 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I just got dragged away from making a brew to "save" my colleagues from a daddy-long-legs and returned to the kitchen to find someone had used the hot water from the kettle whilst I was gone 😤
My beer tastes like Irn Bru flavour bubblegum. It's blue. Very blue.
January 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My beer tastes like Irn Bru flavour bubblegum. It's blue. Very blue.
Actual conversation between Bob and I:
B: doink?
Me: doink.
B: doink?
Me: doink!
B: ngh, I'm asking if you want a drink!
Me: oh that was a question?!
B: it was pretty clear!
Me: it really wasn't…
B: doink?
Me: doink.
B: doink?
Me: doink!
B: ngh, I'm asking if you want a drink!
Me: oh that was a question?!
B: it was pretty clear!
Me: it really wasn't…
January 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Actual conversation between Bob and I:
B: doink?
Me: doink.
B: doink?
Me: doink!
B: ngh, I'm asking if you want a drink!
Me: oh that was a question?!
B: it was pretty clear!
Me: it really wasn't…
B: doink?
Me: doink.
B: doink?
Me: doink!
B: ngh, I'm asking if you want a drink!
Me: oh that was a question?!
B: it was pretty clear!
Me: it really wasn't…
I know the way to your heart, and it's to let you make sound effects.
January 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I know the way to your heart, and it's to let you make sound effects.
-I just Mario Karted it basically.
-But did you make a wahooooo
-But did you make a wahooooo
January 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
-I just Mario Karted it basically.
-But did you make a wahooooo
-But did you make a wahooooo
I'm not judging you, I'm just being weird.
December 31, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I'm not judging you, I'm just being weird.
-You were in a fight club.
-That was just the culture.
-And you were waterboarded.
-That wasn't necessarily my choice, though.
-That was just the culture.
-And you were waterboarded.
-That wasn't necessarily my choice, though.
December 29, 2024 at 11:53 AM
-You were in a fight club.
-That was just the culture.
-And you were waterboarded.
-That wasn't necessarily my choice, though.
-That was just the culture.
-And you were waterboarded.
-That wasn't necessarily my choice, though.
You can't microwave an entire cow
December 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
You can't microwave an entire cow
-You know how there's no such thing as a stupid question? I was about to ask if we are in a long-term relationship.
-Define "long". Define "term". I know "ship" is but what type of ship is a relationship?
-Define "long". Define "term". I know "ship" is but what type of ship is a relationship?
December 8, 2024 at 11:13 PM
-You know how there's no such thing as a stupid question? I was about to ask if we are in a long-term relationship.
-Define "long". Define "term". I know "ship" is but what type of ship is a relationship?
-Define "long". Define "term". I know "ship" is but what type of ship is a relationship?
-Are you mansplaining time zones to me?
-Yes.
-OK, at least you own it.
-Yes.
-OK, at least you own it.
December 1, 2024 at 11:31 PM
-Are you mansplaining time zones to me?
-Yes.
-OK, at least you own it.
-Yes.
-OK, at least you own it.
Humans took wolves, said "have some of our food and help us hunt", the wolves said "what's the worst that could happen" and then humans made chihuahuas.
December 1, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Humans took wolves, said "have some of our food and help us hunt", the wolves said "what's the worst that could happen" and then humans made chihuahuas.
I enjoy witnessing punks dancing, but there is a limit, and that limit is being elbowed in the tit.
November 26, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I enjoy witnessing punks dancing, but there is a limit, and that limit is being elbowed in the tit.
Karma's a bitch and it's sticking its butthole in your face
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Karma's a bitch and it's sticking its butthole in your face
It was a just an unexpected excessive amount of bouncing.
November 8, 2024 at 9:32 PM
It was a just an unexpected excessive amount of bouncing.
Is the plant even part of the costume, or is it just a coincidental plant?
November 1, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Is the plant even part of the costume, or is it just a coincidental plant?
-Oh, fuck you
-What did I do?
-Not you, the hand towels
-What did I do?
-Not you, the hand towels
September 10, 2024 at 2:17 PM
-Oh, fuck you
-What did I do?
-Not you, the hand towels
-What did I do?
-Not you, the hand towels
It's like playing a game. It's called getting your shit together.
September 6, 2024 at 6:22 PM
It's like playing a game. It's called getting your shit together.
It's actually not a bad outfit, you'd be reasonably waterproof in a shark
September 1, 2024 at 3:14 PM
It's actually not a bad outfit, you'd be reasonably waterproof in a shark
I'm a slice of pizza hungry, not food hungry
August 31, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I'm a slice of pizza hungry, not food hungry
Guys! Serious question! Where is my rum?!
August 18, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Guys! Serious question! Where is my rum?!
I don't come with inbuilt structural integrity.
August 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I don't come with inbuilt structural integrity.
Osmotic rum is not the good stuff!
August 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Osmotic rum is not the good stuff!
Would you rather I paid attention to the words coming out of my mouth, or the road I'm driving us on…?
August 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Would you rather I paid attention to the words coming out of my mouth, or the road I'm driving us on…?
It's about being on strike and being gay, so obviously, I thought of you.
August 9, 2024 at 10:31 PM
It's about being on strike and being gay, so obviously, I thought of you.