Now do eggs

Yes. Also ‘hubby’

Yes! Him first, in a spacex rocket. That’ll be a short trip.

Omg, are you sure they don’t want NY too??? We’ve got it all! NYC, the Adirondacks, the Great Lakes… Willing to entertain offers from Canada too, btw 🇨🇦🍁

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I deleted all my meta accounts, where else can I be addicted to screens now? 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The K-bowl

Too little too late Mitch.

Why is Melania doing militia cosplay?

He’s so stupid though, he could blame that and his followers would let him off the hook but instead he just wants to pretend it’s not happening. We all better buckle up

I know somebody with all 9 centers! I think it’s safe to say he’s not very aware of others either 😂

That’s lots of spaghetti

Go bills!!! If the Jets and Giants have to suck it then the Bills will have to restore NY football dignity 😂

I’m an acupuncturist. Once a guy with a machine that prescribes the best point for a person asked me to come and needle the machine’s points and I imagine you were about as offended as I was at that 😂. Guy probably has an artificial lawn too 🤦‍♀️

If he’s in politics at least he’ll leave the Jets in peace 😂